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1. Lumber measured in inches, rather than cenitmeters, usually in America.
2. Male genitalia of average length and girth.
"I HATE standard wood! it messes up my conversion rates... Why can't the US switch to metric?!"
"I love my boyfriend, but he has less than standard wood..."
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Things that happen regularly or maybe should happen again. Mainly things done when drunk that people think should be repeated.
I think we should get lashed tonight after work, you know, standard behaviour.
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The inferior group which is uneducated and ignorant about the occurances in complicated matters.
Sophie is in standard level. She is a peasant.
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One of the main reasons why race relations will never improve.
Black person: Shut up you cracker
White person: Shut up you n*gger
Black person: OMG RACIST!
Black person: Names and shames white person on social media.
White person: Also names and shames Black person on social media.
Black person: Receives positive comments such as "well done for standing up for yourself" and has a like and reaction ratio of 2k hearts, 1.8k likes 1.5k care reactions, 1k laugh reactions, 500 sad reactions, 10 angry reactions.
White person: Recieves more negative comments such as "OMG RACIST" or people on comments saying racist things to him, but of course Facebook has double standards so they won't remove them. The post has a like ratio of "10K angry reactions, 5k sad reactions, 1k likes, 3 care emoji's and 3 heart emoji.
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A girl or boy who has qualities often seeked in a partner. In women this tends to be: big breasts, round buttocks, tiny waist. In a man this tends to be: muscular body, tall, big arms.
"She wasn't hot by conventional standards, no big tits or round ass. She was just hot."
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A seduction/self defense mechanism of Canadian women where they only shave one armpit while the other is left to grow unhealthily long. The young canuckette shields the bald shoulder pocket with a purse, thereby she has the option to demonstrate to potential suiters her bare side, or the hairy side (the wing).
Example 1:
Girl: "Right after I gave my beaver a raise, I began clearcutting my pit pubes but ran out of time, so now I'm sporting a half standard.
Example 2:
Guy 1: "I just asked that hot plotte down there for her number and she flapped her wing."
Guy 2: En tabarnak
Example 3:
Guy: "The paradox is this: The wing of a half standard actually turns me on, but I only get to see it when rejected."
Guy 2: "Damn pitpubes get the best of us."
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a sexual fetish that was previously considered perverse but is now commonplace
Bondage and foot fetishes are standard deviations
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