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stoner

One who enjoys consuming cannabis either by most often smoking, ingestion, or vaporization.

A stoner can be male or female and any age, and any occupation. Everyone has a right to enjoy marijuana equally, which is why it grows freely.

I know plenty of good people who happen to be stoners. Many famous philosophers, scientists, and other great minds have smoked pot.

by withappens December 12, 2009

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Stoner

Stoners are usually regular, productive members of society; Stoners have jobs, pay bills, can own cars,their own homes, even businesses. Stoners do everything normal, regular people do, except that Stoners also smoke weed. Potheads are those individuals that usually live in their parents basements or their mama's house, can't seem to get their shit together, and usually don't have much going on for themselves except smoking weed.

i.e., "The difference between you and me is that I get up every day, drive my car to my job, pay my rent and my bills, and I smoke weed: I am a Stoner! Whereas you don't work, don't want to work, you just want to smoke weed, borrow money and ride your bike to the store to buy munches: You are a Pothead.

by Tygarr13 July 19, 2013

6πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


stoner

Stoner is a simple man/woman who smokes mostly cannabis but also may be intrested in salvia or other herbs and mother natures makings but simply put, a guy who just likes to smoke everyday and listen to music and videogames have a good time with his/her friends not caring so much about the goings in the world

But stoner must'nt be mixed with pothead because they are two clearly different things and... yea thats pretty much about it
(sry about the typing errors and such but if your reading this you must atleast a little high yourself)

guy 1:Hey look at that quiet guy over there i bet he even doesn't have any friends
guy 2:No i think he's just a stoner

by One chill guy December 7, 2009

4πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


stoner

A life philosophy based on grass, moved by heavy metal and practiced by peaceful human beings.

Ese chabΓ³n es re Stoner.

by Stoner Brunch Master July 13, 2005

26πŸ‘ 52πŸ‘Ž


Stoner

An incompetent dolt that wishes in life only to get high, Forever working at Burger King or Spencers. Wondering where life went wrong, A collection of bongs worth their entire life savings. Drives only 15 year old Hyundais with 420, Bob Marley and Grateful Dead stickers covering it.

Bob: Man I showed up so stoned for the SATs i only got a 1100!

Frank: I showed up after a bottle of tequila and 3 beers and got a 1580. You probably should not be a stoner, Maybe you should be so drunk you urinate on the proctor next time...

Sally: I came in blind stinking sober and got a 1228, maybe next time a bottle of vodka for breakfast.

by The_Drunken_Nun August 17, 2012

6πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Stoner

One of the most relaxed people you will ever meet. Tend to be very chill people

Guy 1: "Hey are you a stoner?"

Guy 2: "Uhh yea how could you tell"

Guy 1: "Your just so relaxed I could tell"

by Weed phalantrophist August 15, 2009

7πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


stoner

smokin' pot and lovin' it yo...

erm...... not sure sorry

by a very stoned Lol June 3, 2005

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