Ball Stool

Noun- A stool used to prop up the dingle sack of a person.

Dude, quit slackin’ and kick that ball stool over here. My bois need a break.

Stool Bat

Similar to a dipshit except larger.

Look at that dude. What a fu**in stoolbat!

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toad stools

psychedelic mushrooms

we got fucked up on toad stools and stared at the wall for hours.

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Italian stool

when you sit on someone's face to have your asshole licked and the result is so good that you scream out "that's amore!"

Yo, I got Italian stooled by Giovanna last night. Way girl be working the tongue on my Brazilianed booty-tang made me cry out "that's amore!"

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Bar Stool

the runs one gets after a heavy night on the juice.

Damn I feel terrible - the shits running out of me like soup. All that tequila last night gave me bar stool.

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Stool Nuzzler

One who purportedly enjoys caressing feces with their face. An idiot that you disagree with. Anyone that you think you are superior too.

Listen up stool nuzzlers, last night I played rock bass in front of 500 screaming rock crazed Japanese fans!!

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Molten Stool

A fiery piece of shit which is so fiery that it actually burns the inside of your anus as it passes through your rectum.

DUDE. I'M HAVING A MOLTEN STOOL. CALL 911.

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