Study Hair

Similar to sex hair, but it results from hours of running one's hand through their hair due to homework frustration. Study hair is disheveled and often greasy in appearance.

*Walking back to dorm after class and encountering roommate in hallway with their hair everywhere.*

Kane: "...uhh, you getting it with a chick in there? You have some crazy hair going on."

Dave: "I wish. This is just study hair. Today's homework took forever."

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study beard

The result of a guy not shaving for a week or two during finals.

Look at that guy's study beard--likely the result of him not shaving for a week or two during finals.

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Happy studying

lit. "have fun studying." Not meant to be taken literally, but more in a sarcastic undertone.

Girl: Yea, I got the Chem final tomorrow... gotta study still.
Guy: Haha, me too. Happy studying!

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General studies

Most 16-18 year olds in the UK are forced to take this subject, but it isn't recognized by a lot of universities due to its incredible easiness (from personal experience, it is possible to get 93% without attending a single class, revising or even knowing what the exam is about). Serves to crush the confidence of students everywhere as they learn how to:

Read newspapers
Find the areas of surfaces
Form social opinions
Re-enforce work done two years ago for subjects which hold no interest

Also a nice source of income for examining boards.

1. "I wanted to go to my Further Maths lesson but I need to do some fucking General Studies speaking competition."

2. "Dude, she's easier than General Studies"

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Study Sync

THE STUBIDEST SITE EVER!!!!!
IT ALSO MAKES YOU STUBID

ME: HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF Study Sync
PERSON: YEAH ITS MY FAV
ME: YOUR STUBID

Agressive studying

When you study for an exam, but with your mean face on, so that people know you're being agressive about it.

Have you studied for the anatomy final yet?
My man, not only. I went full agressive studying about that.

Studying Dopamine

Code phrase used to publicly describe a couple caught on camera stuffing the meat wallet in a lecture hall without offending the perpetrators.

Jesus fuck my seat smells like fish, someone must have been studying dopamine in here last night. Better ask security to check the tape.

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