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A Jamaican Guesthouse is the act of "titty fucking" a chick backwards so your asshole is rubbing her face.
"It isn't that I mind you cheated on me..But why did let him give you a Jamaican Guesthouse?"
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Hotboxing the bathroom. Infinitely preferable to a golden shower or (*hurk*) a Roman shower.
I wasn't expecting to partake when she invited me over, but fifteen minutes later, there we were in the bathroom having a Jamaican shower.
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The act of sexing a girl who has her pubic hair in dreadlocks.
man 1:John really went for that jamaican blowjob last night
man 2: Dude, that was gross, she totally hadn't washed 'em in years
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When two children are born on the same day, both to the same father, but with different mothers
Ray and Oral are Jamaican Twins
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This is when you grab a girls tits, throw her on the floor, drop a load of cum in her mouth, and shake her head.
Yo Justin I just gave this girl a Jamaican Margarita.
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The act of suddenly and quietly leaving a group of friends after smoking weed and getting too high.
Similar to the Irish Goodbye, but derives from a sense of paranoia and feeling uncomfortable in the current environment rather than being too drunk.
"Sorry I pulled a Jamaican Farewell last night, those herbs made me paranoid."
"I couldn't handle when your Dad came outside and talked to us. I had no choice but to Jamaican Farewell."
Cheech: "What happened to you last night Chong?"
Chong: "Man, I had to pull a Jamaican Farewell man. That weed got me too stoned."
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Loves coconut
Loves reggae
Loves bright colors and haute couture
Loves God and going to church
Loves cooking big Jamaican meals
Loves mixed race kids
Loves skin bleach
Loves big, fashionable weaves and wigs
Very sour and bitter from having to put up with the shenanigans of Jamaican men chasing after White women
Don't take any nonsense from anyone
Love to wuk pon you in the club
Will you show you how it's done- take notes
Tammy: A Jamaican girl will always be the coolest on the planet.
Wanda: I know, right? I totes want to visit Jamaica and meet a Jamaican girl, but my parents say it's too dangerous.
Greg: Go Jamaican Girls!
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