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ipod answers

when you don't really want to talk to someone, so you give them short, one or two word answers so the conversation can't continue.coined from the minimalistic design of apple's ipod.

i didn't want to talk to her, so i gave her ipod answers that were as minimalistic as the ipod

by youfromthefuture March 17, 2009

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Short Answer

To answer a question without wanting to give any background information usually due to shame. Also used when you know the complete answer is extremely unexciting.

Ryan- Hey Brad did you sleep with that chick last night?
Brad-Short answer? Yes
Ryan- Long answer?
Brad-Yes.. and she turned out to be a "he" so lets drop it ok...

How was the movie last night?
Short answer? It sucked.

by Paskeet September 13, 2009

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Yahoo Answers

Supposedly a question-and-answer site. Supposedly.

It's really just basically a breeding ground for 14-year-old fucktards who troll every-other question with old meme references and sarcastic quips, cousinfucker right wingnuts and other assorted fucktards who for some reason never get flagged by the shit moderation. But god fucking forbid you so much as sneeze while looking at the site, or else you'll get flagged and in trouble.

"Well, I tried to go to Yahoo Answers to see if anyone knew how to solve the problem with my laptop, but the only responses I got were a 'Dicks out for Harambe!', 'Call 911!' and 'Only the godless, loony left Jews use laptops.'"

by TaxiFred February 28, 2017

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boyfriend answer

A boyfriend answer usually consists of bullshit, bullshit and more bullshit. The "boyfriend" will try to get in the girls pants and when he does this successfully, will dump her without getting married or making a real committment causing her to feel like waste. he'll also abuse her physically and psychologically similar to a slave and leave her on the side of the road to be hit by passing COWS. After he is through he'll continue in his search for more unsuspecting victims....

boyfriend; do you love me?

girlfriend; of course I feel like I've known you forever......

boyfriend; do want to spend forever with me?

girlfriend; of course my love

the following day; boyfriend answer; fuck it chuck it

by YouSuckkatLife December 18, 2009

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Yahoo Answers

Yahoo Answers is a famous Q&A Website which address is answers.yahoo.com as like as www.answersmode.com. Yahoo Answers is not a English Word so you will not find any definition on the dictionary.

Any problem? No Tension, Ask your Question on Yahoo Answers.

by Mohi Uddin November 14, 2018

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Prayer Answered

Before you look up this definition, first look up the term "Prayer" by JG IS RIPPIN. Now if you have read Prayer you will understand this. When somebody has the ultimate prayer in anything one person yells, "PRAYER"! and the other person yells, "ANSWERED"!

A kid who sucks at basketball, is in the game towards the very end, and gets the ball and shoots it and wins the game. You and your friends can chant, "PRAYER ANSWERED!"

Your friend who is ugly gets a hot girls phone number by her coming up to her. As she walks away, you say PRAYER ANSWERED!

by JG IS RIPPIN February 21, 2011

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The answer to love

There is no answer to love. Love comes and goes unless you stick with it and never leave it alone.

so the answer to the unanswerable question is... BE YOUR SELF.

The answer to love is being together

by UrbanUser:D October 25, 2018

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