Cobra Slide

Often times the fastest way to get somewhere, even if it is the most dangerous.

The chance of fatally crashing a car on the interstate is about 1/10,000, but taking the cobra slide unprepared is a sure death sentence.

Cobra way

being a puta pendejo

Alf was really doing things the cobra way when he stole my drugs.

Acey Cobra

In KFC parlance, an Acey Cobra can be either an imaginary burger or a nickname for the male genetalia of Dick Batianoff.

Poida: "Hey man, have you charmed any trollops lately with your Acey Cobra?"
Dick B: "Yeeaaaaahh! This one chick in Adelaide Street loved Acey Cobra! Damn trollops!"
Poida: "Yeeeaahhhh! Huh. Huh huhuh. Huh."

Cobra Ceye

Whilst your girlfriend is noshing you off, your nob rears up and shoots ejaculate in her eye

"Damn it Dave, you just got Cum in my eye"
"Sorry darling, my Dick got a bit excited and delivered you a Cobra Ceye"

Cobra Starship

A band that used to be pretty awesome but sold out super fast.

13 Year Old: I LOVE COBRA STARSTRUCK!!!!!

Me:...Cobra Starship.

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Cobra Condoms

Cobra Condoms - "Slippery-Studded" latex condoms for the penis.

Hercules gently laid Venus down among the billowy clouds and moved to join her. Sensually she reached under her pillow and pulled out a box Cobra Condoms. Hercules asks, "what's this?" Venus smiles seductively and replied, "I picked up a box of Cobra Condoms because the other condoms were too small for you Hercy boo."

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Cobra Commander

Leader of evil crime syndicate COBRA in the GIJOE cartoon series of the 80s. His face is always covered, at first with a hood, and then by wa variety of helmets as the series progressed.

If only Cobra Commander listened to Dr. Mindbender's advice he would have suceeded in destroying GIJOE.

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