British slang: To act insanely or be rash about a situation.
I almost had a fucken wobbly when the boss acted like a douche to everyone
When you pp and it does sum weird shit.
AHHH again the wee fuckening! At least I made a piece of art.
Term used to describe one’s being when he/she can’t seem to catch a break.
Kyle: “Dude I can’t seem to catch a break recently!”
Tim: “Yeah man you’re going through a forbidden fuckening”
When you’ve waited so long for dick that it’s starting to really impair your health; so when it finally happens it’s like an angry finale, outburst, sick pleasure of an ending.
Dam, Why the fuck am I loyal ?
Yes the fuckening is sweet , but is all the time leading up to it with it......
( inner silence reflection ...)
The fuckening is when everything is going perfect but a little too perfect and then the fuckening hits you like a train. Something bad has happened after you noticed you were having a perfect day.
I was having the perfect day at school, it was too perfect and then the fuckening came and I was Shelves into a locker and tripped by kids.
A catastrophic blunder even though all measures were taken to the contrary.
Not an act; rather a complete event.
...and there it was, unexpected and complete; the fuckening!
The fuckening is the time of the month, when Lorox enters the class groupchat and sends a lot of fucked up shit. Usually non-school related stuff and disturbing memes and gifs.
Amadeus: Have you attended yesterday's fuckening?
Preter: Ah yes I have. Truly enlightening.
Amadeus: Indeed.