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A bloke from Welyn aho has done every job in the world with "The Boys". Repeats stories so many times that even infinity is out of date as a large number.
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Started by the lovely lovely geezers of Millwall. The term is now used through out the London firms. The "L.L.G" phenomenon has been used as far north as Everton and as far south as an unknown location in France. To be a "L.L.G" you must look the part, designer clobber, baker boy style hat. You must have a wink and smile that can make the lovelyest of birds melt and the naughtyest of blokes want to back hand you for being a "flash cunt". You must be willing to be on film and/or be able to direct/edit and post "L.L.G" video on internet. The "L.L.G" term has been used by legends and vagrants alike. Many have and will try to make it "their" term and they will not succeed.
"oi you see that geezer flipping halal burgers?"
"ya why?"
"hes vermin, lets give him a slap"
"nar mate cant do hes a lovely lovely geezer"
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Created by Jack on First Dates:
A variant of “boys will be boys”
Geezers gonna geez is the act of a lad getting away with being cheeky due to being a top boy
A phrase that is used to excuse lad like behaviour from men being cheeky, getting dirty, and playing rough through the means of banter.
‘Something you would expect on a jolly boys outing’
Her - you only like to go out with the boys and be a lad. Instead I wish you would just stay in
Him - Boys will be boys
when a nurse is changing an old mans diaper only to find that he has ejaculated in his adult diaper.
I fuckin hate workin at the old folks home. Benjamin always has a slimy geezer suprise waitin for me in the morning.
this is a special lady who only goes after the grandfather figures. She is not happy unless there is a 40 year age gap and he resembles some sort of long dead army general. The old geezer skeezer is usually a version of trailor trash, though not specifically living in a trailor, she has the low morals of a swamp puddle and tends to think she is all that and a bag of chips. But unfortunatly the bag has a hole in it and the contents are stale, none too tasty, and just plain boring.
Why can't that red head girl marry guys her own age, she is such an old geezer skeezer.
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A male or female, who uses body parts or words to attract someone of old age. Only to crush the older ones dreams.
Stripper are a good example of Geezer Teasers
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Slang: British Female that behaves without normal feminine grace or decorum. With inhibitions lowered or removed by peer pressure and typically fuelled by alcopops or lager, they are often observed in the vicinity of or within the nightclubs of The North East region of the UK. PPGBs also appear in small groups at the popular cheap European tourist destinations frequented by the British; typically Spanish South Coast, Canary Islands and The Greek Islands.
Their behaviour and actions, which have in the past only been associated with drunken men, are loutish and ill mannered with contempt for other people. PPGBs will happily escalate the slightest minor verbal disagreement to physical assault, resulting in brawling on the ground with no regard for the consequences of their actions. Such situations might occur outside kebab-take away shops late in the evening and will often attract the attention of The Police.
Being overweight is not part of the definition of PPGB, however the attraction to fast food late at night is connected with the PPGBs lifestyle. Those that are overweight will happily display a lardy bottom with a thong and consider this to be a sexual asset. PPGBs may be promiscuous and consider this to be as a result of their popular attractiveness rather than anything else. Often with tattoos and very little cultural awareness they appear below Chav in terms of fashion sense and social skills. Their behaviour is best observed through the safety of the Reality Television documentaries on street violence and programmes of compiled from CCTV captured brawls.
The term "Pit Pony" comes from the North East (UK) coal mining industry and in this context refers to a solid lower working class person with little education.
The stereotype Pit Pony Geezer Bird would be a foul mouthed overweight Northern (UK) female with tattoos and badly beached hair, arguing with nightclub door staff on the street. Her children may have different fathers and be waiting for her return to their local council supplied apartment/flat.
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