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Due to your grandmas age when she tries to get it on, the resulting ejaculate is congealed and lumpy liked canned tuna.
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My grandpa came downstairs and had grandma tuna on his face and said “she’s still got it just a little lumpy”
A Grandma with Scottie describes clumsy but awesome people.
Stranger: What's your name?
You: Grandma Scottie
Stranger: Oh you must be a Potato
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Resulting from consuming large amounts of alcohol or smoking too much weed, grandma knees occur when a person begins to lose their balance and begin to cripple at the knees. This phenomenon is similar to knee struggles that elderly women have.
guy #1: How the fuck did you walk home last night you shotgunned two four lokos before you left the party?
guy #2: Trying to walk home was hell, I had a terrible case of grandma knees.
An elderly woman who takes care of younger men in exchange for companionship.
Hey man, you coming to the bar tonight? No, I told my sugar grandma Eleanor that I'd play bingo with her since she bought me a new flat screen.
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A cranky grandma is when one stands against the wall and their partner does a handstand and proceeds to fart in the other person's mouth.
That guy just did a cranky grandma to my sister. I'm 'bousts to whoop his ass.
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A YouTube channel created by Jake and Granny. Jake is the grandson. They play pranks on each other. It is very funny.
Bro, did you see that YouTube channel Angry Grandma?
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a noun used in substitution of a name to inform others that this person is clutch/consistent. Just like the sweets at your grandmother's house, this person is always there, especially when you need them.
Chad: "Dude, I'm not playing beer pong tonight, I'm in a slump."
Marshall: "Just team-up with Pat, he's grandma candy, he doesn't miss."
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