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An attempt to have sexual intercourse via the anus with an older woman however, she's way too dry which then creates flakes covering the penis which is known as "sand".
"Man, I just had sex with a GILF too bad she was a Sandy Grandma though..."
the time when you feel like you're a grandma, be lazy, feel back pains and sores, and all you wanna do is sleeping.
"It has been a month since you haven't submitted any assignment, what are you up to these days?",
"Nothing, I'm in my grandma era."
Resulting from consuming large amounts of alcohol or smoking too much weed, grandma knees occur when a person begins to lose their balance and begin to cripple at the knees. This phenomenon is similar to knee struggles that elderly women have.
guy #1: How the fuck did you walk home last night you shotgunned two four lokos before you left the party?
guy #2: Trying to walk home was hell, I had a terrible case of grandma knees.
An elderly woman who takes care of younger men in exchange for companionship.
Hey man, you coming to the bar tonight? No, I told my sugar grandma Eleanor that I'd play bingo with her since she bought me a new flat screen.
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A cranky grandma is when one stands against the wall and their partner does a handstand and proceeds to fart in the other person's mouth.
That guy just did a cranky grandma to my sister. I'm 'bousts to whoop his ass.
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A YouTube channel created by Jake and Granny. Jake is the grandson. They play pranks on each other. It is very funny.
Bro, did you see that YouTube channel Angry Grandma?
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A condition affecting women where there is so much atrophied loose skin in the triceps area that it hangs down to partially cover their elbow. Also known as GMA's. Often seen on both pre and post {lap band} surgery patients.
"When I laid her on her back and she grabbed the headboard, her sleeves rolled up and exposed her grandma arms. It looked like she was wearing flesh colored {waterwings}."
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