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When something is proven to be illuminati they are "illuminati Confirmed"
OMG! have you seen Rihanna, She is Illuminati Confirmed!
That is definable as Illuminati Confirmed
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A large quantity of pepper spray administered directly to the motherfucking face, a la UC Davis Occupy protesters.
"I love the smell of Illuminati Poppers in the morning."
"It's nothing that some screwball media spin and Illuminati Poppers can't fix."
"I was getting bored of this whole protest thing, but those Illuminati Poppers really gave me my second wind!"
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As if by Karma, magic and Law, all Illuminati became extinct and were bound to non-existence. Illuminati curses, illusions and influence ceased to exist.
All Illuminati became extinct. As a result, money curses no longer had any impact or influence on any nouns.
Law.
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A former organization from the last century, consisting of scientists that wanted to escape from the (at the time) strictly religious outside world. After science became a subject to freely discuss in public without danger, the Illuminati disbanded.
Its name was based on the verb 'to illuminate', due to the members of the former group seeking enlightenment about the world.
In recent years, people started claiming that the Illuminati is some sort of conspiracy order/deity rising to, if not already at, total control of the world.
Said people also claimed the eye within a triangle (the Owl's Eye) found on dollar bills is an "All seeing eye", that is found within any shape that could be seen as a triangle, or anything that could end up with 3 (due to triangles having three sides), no matter how indirect.
Conspiracy theorist: "Illuminati is everywhere! It's controlling us all!"
Random bystander: "Not sure if that guy is desperately trying to be funny, or actually stupid."
Illuminati, designation in use from the 15th century, assumed by or applied to various groups of persons who claimed to be unusually enlightened. The word is the plural of the Latin illuminatus (“revealed” or “enlightened”).
OMG IS THAT ILLUMINATI!
me: oh a triangle
guy1: ILLUMINATI
guy2: thats one heck of a sneaky boi
Basic Math vs One Sneaky Boi
The (Illuminati)...One world government print the money and only care about power and control over the human mind.