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fat joint

A marijuana cigarette that is thicker than a regular joint but is not as thick as my boyfriend. It is usually about the thickness of a tobacco cigarette. A fat joint contains from one-half to two times the amount of cannabis found in an average marijuana cigarette but it's not quite as fat as a blunt, to be blunt.

I caught the nun toking up a fat joint in the church's restroom whereupon she grabbed her stash, tucked it in her pick push-up bra and ran out the door screaming, "I didn't do it. I didn't do it!"

by S. Simpson February 25, 2018

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bomber joint

1. A cannabis joint rolled with a regular sized paper and at least one gram of marijuana

2. A cannabis joint that is rolled with a large amount of marijuana

1. John ran out of king size Raws so he decided to roll a bomber joint with his last gram.

2. Ally's friends want to smoke so she'll need to roll a bomber to get everyone high.

by CannabisDictionary November 27, 2013

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grandfather joint

A grandfather joint is a joint made out of roaches. The grandfather joint is stronger than a normal joint due the marijuana resin accumulated on the roach.

Lets roll a grandfather joint out of all those roaches.

by MattySA July 3, 2006

34๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


clip joint

A so-called hostess bar, with names like "Pink Pussy House", where a ugly skanky whore stands in the doorway attempting to attract the attention of a mark.

The mark, should he be seduced by "porno film showing" or "live sex right now", is charged ยฃ5 entry fee, and is led into the bar.

The bar is a badly decorated room, usually empty, with cheap tables, and reggae music playing in the background. The front girl returns to the front door.

An equally trashy ho waitress brings the mark a menu advertising a pint of beer for ยฃ4, glass of champagne for ยฃ10, basically drinks at double the local pub prices.

Mark buys pint of beer for ยฃ4, but get served a glass of watered down piss.

A large male then presents him with a bill for anything between ยฃ100-ยฃ500, depending on how rich Mark look.

If the mark haven't the cash on him, a second large male suddenly appear out of nowhere, and the two large men escorts the mark to the nearest cash machine, so that the mark can withdraw the cash.

They may not explicitly threaten violence, but look hard enough so as too discourage Mark not to mess about with them.

There are several in London. After ripped off tourists complain to Westminster Office of Fair Trading, an official accompanied by a vanload of police officers close down the place.

Magically, a few days later, another so-called hostess bar reopens under a new name, run by the same outfit.

Mark entered a clip joint and left with ยฃ375 lighter, and with an intense desire to kill one of those filthy hos.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

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Cocktail Joint

1. A joint rolled with hash aswell as weed and tobbaco.

2. A joint rolled with more than one type of weed in it.

Me: Ay, i got abit of dat hash left, wanna throw dat in with your weed and make a cocktail joint?

Tom: Yee man, roll dat shit up!

by Taskah Babee October 13, 2008

19๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Amp Joint

A marijuana cigarette laced with some form of narcotic.

Reese was fond of smoking amp joints.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

30๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Case a Joint

To "case a joint" is to check out the details to, and make speculations about, a home, car, store or other location for means of getting in undetected and/or removing material from said location.

Usually referred to negatively as a means to describe being suspicious someone is going to steal someone's belongings, it can also simply be a synonym for reconnaissance.

1. That banger over there was casing the joint when I came in this morning.

2. Tell Tommy to go case the Sanders' joint and see if Paulie's car is there.

3. I saw you going out to case a joint earlier, you better not take anything.

by Troy LeVasseur May 8, 2007

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