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Eroc's law is an internet axiom that states that in any place where an MMORPG that is not Final Fantasy is mentioned, there will be at least 1 person present to extoll the virtues of Final Fantasy.
Similar to Godwin's Law, in that the longer a conversation about MMORPGs continues, the higher the likelihood of Final Fantasy being mentioned becomes.
"I was on YouTube looking at Ashes of Creation gameplay, but the comments were full of weebs talking about Final Fantasy. Eroc's Law strikes again!"
“Shut up and do something!”
Phrase coined by metal singer Dan Vasc, to encourage people to work towards solutions to their problems instead of sitting back and complaining.
I am employing Dan's Law on this issue. Shut up and do something.
The Meow Law states that any girl who meows during conversation or text is crazy, but is great in bed.
Not a girl to bring home to the parents, but a good time while it lasts.
Not dating material.
Dude, never doubt the meow law. every girl I know who meows is wild
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A system similar to martial law but more wild, like Mars.
I declare Martian Law!!!
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Lawful evil is a tendency in RPG alignments that denotes a lawful behavior (ethics) in the chaotic-lawful axis and evil morality in the good-evil axis.
A lawful evil dictator that rules with an iron fist and oppresses its people is an example of lawful evil creature.
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For a car to be a hovercar, it has to hover at or above 1cm above the ground.
That car is only hovering 0.3 cm off the ground. Therefore, it is not a hovercar according to Fraser's Law.
1. Everthing that can go wrong, will go wrong
2. All Warranties will expire upon payment of invoice
4. Friends come and Go, but enemies accumulate
12. If you try and please everybody noone will like it
14. You will always find something in the last place you look
15. The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet
20. Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought
21. If you fool around with a thing for very long, you will screw it up
22. A $300.00 picture tube will protect a 10c fuse by blowing first
24. Any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath to the exact centre
25. The repairman would have never seen a model quite like yours before
26. When a broken appliance is demonstrated fot the repairman, it will work perfectly
30. Everybody has a scheme for getting rich that will not work
35. You will remember that you forgot to take out the garbage when the garbage truck is 2 doors away
37. Theres never a time to do it right, but thers always time to do it over
39. Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening
47. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
50. Never play leapfrog with a unicorn
52. If everybody seems to be going well, you obviously dont know what the hell is going on
54. In case of doubt, make it sound convincing
55. Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference
Brodie: OMG! My bum hurts so much!
Jack: Aw man, did you read murphys law?
Brodie: No, why?
Jack: Because if you did, it would have told you not to play leapfrog with a unicorn
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