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The act of having sexual intercourse when an erection cannot be achieved because of excessive alcohol consumption. This can be similar to a "whiskey dick," but the flaccid penis is forced / pried into the vag. There is usually no motion involved because of the flaccidity, therefore the penis usually just sits inside and marinates. The receiver rarely receives any pleasure from the experience, and the penetrator usually gives up or passes out with it inside.
That girl got flaccid mashed last night.
I got laid last night but it was a flaccid mash and I'm pretty sure she received no pleasure from it and will never hear from her again.
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When a man has sex with a women while his genitals are not aroused and forces his limp penis and balls into a woman's vagina.
I drank so much last night I couldn't get it up, but she still wanted to have sex, so I just gave her the Mash Punado to shut her up.
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When a collection of monsters have a party and spend the evening dancing with no regard for others
oh my god Nigel, the monsters next door are having a monster mash again they will keep us up all night again.
Can you go around and have a word with the chief monster 'Paul' and ask him not to make them strange ape noises again
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When two women press their vaginas together with significant force, and then "mash" them together as if they were trying to mash potatoes.
There were these two massive lesbians at the party who took their clothes off and started minge mashing all over the place. It looked like they were trying to make enough potatoes for a Christmas lunch!
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Bangers = small spicy sausages
Mash = Potatoes Mashed
Anyone care for some bangers and mash?
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Another way of saying “I fucked up”.
I mashed a chevy last night when I kissed my Wife’s Dad.
A term meaning prostitution, mostly an Irish slang.
She made 200 euro on the egg and mash last night.