Wet Pear

To wet pear a partner is to dip your balls in a cup of piss and then dip it into your partners mouth.

What are we gonna do with this cup of piss. I say we give her a wet pear.

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Pear Holing

A rough sexual act that is without definition. People who are into getting rough in the sack can simply describe their rough actions as pear holing instead of going into great detail about the logistics of their roughness.

Lee: "What did you and Rock do last night?"

Amanda K: "Oh you know, things got really rough. We were really pear holing!"

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Eating a pear

Yet another term for masturbation.

Svetlana: What's up?

You: Just eating a pear.

Svetlana: Oh, I won't interupt then, have a good time I guess.

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Prickly Pear

Eating a girl out with your chin stubble instead of your tongue.

Marissa loves when I give her the prickly pear in November.

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pear tree

Where the partridge goes. Also, the trees they plant all over my neighborhood with flowers that bloom in the spring that look nice but SMELL HORRIBLE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!!!!
.....
Okay, I'm better now.

These pear tree blossoms smell like cat piss!

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Pear joke

inserting the word "pear" into another word.

That was a funny pear joke. example- Apearham Lincoln, Pearcent, Pearaschute, Compear.

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Pear Pie

When a guy ejaculates on someone's face and someone with a STD rubs their green discharge on the same person's face

Winnie: Hey, Honey you want a Pear Pie.
Crack Ho: Fo Sho but first will you gimme some o dat crack.
Winnie: Fo sho honey lemme just call one of my buddies.

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