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A pimple which can easily be noticed by a person with normal vision. Much unlike a blind pimple.
Person 1 "Did you see that zit that Jimmy had on his nose?"
Person 2 "Of course I did. Everyone could. It was a 20/20 pimple for sure."
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When you shave and you’re left with pimples and razor burn
Omg I shaved yesterday and got razor burn I’m gonna look like a pussy pimple popper
THIS IS A PUBIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT BROUGHT TO YOU BY CHEEZE WIZ
After attempting to shave ones pubic region with a FACERAZOR, one notices in horror while "smacking little johnny behind his German helmet and purple bulbous ear," "shimmying up and down the pole of love," or "touching ones self at night," that yesterday while taking a sensual shower the razor's unwanted blade caused irritation to the groin thus impregnating it with festering fireworks of pussy pimples.... as a result of poor hygiene the pimples become itchy, pussing little bitch devils of the pubis. God's final act of torture is the itchy chode!!!
EXAMPLES:
*me.
*bill clinton.
*barney the purple pedeophilic dino
The best remedy for said pubic DEATH pimples, is to mix cheese wiz and conola oil to a gooey batterey mixture, and to apply said mixture to crotch 2-3 times per day. trust me, it works. don't ask. if this doesn't work, you have genetal herpes, not Pubic DEATH pimples.
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Getting your dick put by a few dozen spiders until dick is swollen and full of pus then fucking the tightest bootyhole so that all the bites burst puss in the victims tight little asshole
He gave me the the Aussie pimple buster when I bent down to get a pen
Alternative name for the end of man's penis (dick, prick, cock), especially when errect. ie. about to "pop".
Synonyms: Glans, knob, head, bell structure, helmet etc.
Man, if this chick doesn't stop teasing, i'm going to need time alone with a box of tissues and a jar of vasoline.......i'm going to pop the 'purple headed pimple'
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When a girl is gives you a bj and refuses to swallow, you simultaneously smack both sides of her cheeks while she still holds your man-juice in her mouth and she spews your spunk back in your face. Her cheeks become red and cum covered just like popping a pimple.
Mary gave me a bj last night but wouldn't swallow, so I popped her pimple.
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a non working worthless peice of shit person collecting food stamps and or cash aid
my son inlaw is a pimple on the ass of the world!
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