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A monotreme found that's found in eastern Australia and Tasmania. When the skin of a young platypus was sent to Britain for examination in 1798, scientists thought it was a fake. The zoologist George Shaw (1751-1813), who worked at the British museum, even checked it for stitches, believing that it had been sewn together from parts of other animals (you can still see the scissor marks that he made on the pelt today). However, these creatures have been proven to be real. With a beaver-like tail, duckbill, flippers, and spiky fur, these must surely win the award for being one of Australia's strangest creatures.
The platypus is one of the world's few poisonous mammals. When trouble strikes, it squirts venom out through a hollow spur on its ankle (only males carry poison and they're more likely to use it on other males during the breeding season than on people).
A woman who's vagina moves mountains. Also known as a Platinum Pussy
Whoa look at that hot chick in that Lambo, Bet she has a Platypus.
A gay guy that isn’t considered conventionally attractive, typically has a big nose, is typically “nuerodivergent”, and has weird and unique interests, hobbies, and quirks.
Carl texted me a whole essay about a tv cartoon yesterday and showed me his merchandise for it. He’s such a platypus.
a semi aquatic
Egg laying mammal of action, a furry little flatfoot
Who never flinched
From a fra-ee-ay-ee-ay.
its got more than just mad skill
it's got a beaver tail and bill
And the women swoon
Whenever they hear hit say, "Krrr"
It's Perry, Perry the platypus
A metaphor for whatever is keeping you down
Corporations are a platypus
The government's a platypus
Your teacher is a platypus
Society's a platypus
My parents are a platypus
The media's a platypus
It's all just propaganda
THE PLURAL OF PLATYPUS. NOT PLATYPUSSES OR PLATYPI
Omg loads of platypus walked on the bus today