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Stop dogging it - as in you're going like you're pulling a plow behind you.
I know you're faster than that. Drop the plow!
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When having sex from behind, moments before climax, one will reach forward and grab the person's arms and thrust, thus driving their face into the ground where it will knock their teeth out, hence Kentucky, at such point, as a bragging rights and to complete the K-plow, you will push them around with their face still in the ground, leaving a blood trail.
Johnny K-plowed Sally. "FOLLOW UP WITH A KENTUCKY PLOW!"
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When a girl (or a guy) misses a peice of shit when wiping, wait at least an hour for it to dry then use your cock or a strap-on to pack that bastard back where it came from.
Lisa had a nasty ball of shit hanging from her asshair, so I bent her over a chair and gave her the dingleberry plow. That'll teach her to be thorough.
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Sex act where the man sticks it in her pooper while holding both legs in his hands, and proceeds to drive her around like a hand plow
Yeah, I took her out to the field and did some mud plowing
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Doing a girl in the ass, while eating a chicken wing.
I had a bucket of chicken on the nighstand. We were doing the KFC Plow
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When two or more male plowers engage in a competition to determine which is better suited for rough vaginal, anal and/or oral intercourse with one or more female plowees.
Dylan and myself challenged one another to a plowing match
The sexual act of having intercourse with a female in the doggy style position, then as you are about to ejaculate you swipe the females arms from underneath her and drive forward with her head on the ground and scream "PLOW." When done correctly, carpet burn is present on the females face.
Guy 1: "What's with your girls face?"
Guy 2: " oh. We tried the polish plow last night."
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