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some dumb place with a shitload of underage weed use, rain, and fish. the "alaskan" bush people on discovery live here and nobody knows how to drive. some dumb companies started here like; Costco, Microsoft, Starbucks, amazon and one more i can't remember. if you come here on vacation you will have nothing to do. the people who live in portland oregon are obsessed with letting everyone know how much better portland is and thy think its this big dispute but its really just them ex: portlandia. the university of washington is here also
me: do you want to go downtown
my friend: all there is in downtown seattle is homeless people and terrible public transportation
me: you right
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A football team that can celebrate on January 2, 2011. A team with nothing to lose going forward in the 2010-2011 NFL season.
Seriously, any 49ers or Rams fan should be jealous; they get a second chance at the New Orleans Saints, oppirtunity that is golden for both teams.
NOTE: THIS WAS WRITTEN BY A 49ERS FAN; I'M VERY JEALOUS INDEED.
Al Michaels: And the Seattle Seahawks are you 2010-2011 NFC West Champs!
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Created as an expansion team in 1976, the Seahawks put up decent numbers in the 1980s with 5 playoff berths under long time quarterback Dave Krieg. However, the team struggled for many years during the 1990s. After a division crown in 1988, they failed to make the playoffs again until 1999. In recent years, the team has been much better with 3 straight playoff berths and an amazing offense. This past season in 2005, the team made the Super Bowl for the first time. However, they ended up on the losing end of the game, as the Steelers took the championship.
"The Seattle Seahawks, the league's leading offense, scores just 10 points in the Super Bowl, as the Steelers take home their 5th title."
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The act of pouring hot cappuchino on the penis during the climax of an ejaculation causing a mild euphoria as a man quickly ejaculates into one's eyeball.
I have had three seattle steamrollers this week while my parents were away.
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after a guy refuses a one night stand, he receives a consolation prize of a handjob while fully clothed from a girl from a major city in which he has never visited
my amish friend refused a one night stand on his first night of rumspringer, and was given a seattle handshake instead
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When in the shower, one person puts the breathing end of the snorkel into their mouth. The other person shoves the other end into their rectum and shits in the snorkel.
Can be done in human centipede form.
Bonus points if you're both wearing goggles.
KYR SP33DY and The Crew's favorite late night activity.
My girlfriend and I like it hot and kinky. Since we just got a new hot water heater, we decided to try a Seattle Snorkeler.
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First pour hot Starbucks coffee into a womens vagina then add your favorite brand of sugar. You then precede to fuck her until you both add your own special cremes. Semen vaginal secretions. Pour into a mug and enjoy!
Its so cold out, i wish we could make some Seattle Sidewinders to keep us warm.
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