A black guy who flopped on da ground at Chicago Airport. He was trying to smoke wit his niqqa's at Walmart superstore. Some white chicks also flopped on da ground
Random: "Who dat guy who flopped on da ground?"
Me: "Lil Seizure"
Seizure will become incompasitated and have confulsions due to epilepsy
seizure will become the action to take one property.
Only one thing came to mind when I saw them in peril im gonna make a seizure seizure.
A specific and rare gooning activity that consists of gooning to the point that any onlookers would immediately assume that the goonmaxxer is having a seizure. It can only be classified as a Taiwanese seizure goon if the gooner in question is possibly at risk of having an ambulance called for them.
If the gooner is alone and no one could see them and think they are seizing, it is not a Taiwanese seizure goon. It is just a regular seizure goon. A Taiwanese seizure goon is specific to the risk of onlookers catching you seizing and calling and ambulance
If done properly you will be carried into an ambulance while gooning and you can goon to the hot nurses
Mainly popular in Taiwan and rumoured to be invented there
Does not have to be performed in Taiwan
Yo munt-man, I hit the craziest Taiwanese seizure goon at the airport today and I gooned all the way to the hospital and gooned for my whole 1 night stay
The physical condition which manifests through convulsing violently and uncontollably at a concert of ones favorite band. Often more common among men in the front rows and often combined with pointing and raising ones pinky and pointer finger.
That dude in the pit is having a full on rock seizure.
When one uses a vibrator at a high or max speed and has uncontrolable body movements or twitches
I was using my vibrator at max last night and i had a vibrator seizure! It was amazing!
Refers to a insanely-demented "wild-overreaction" exercise by government/police officials who crazily stampede though a certain area and wrongfully/needlessly confiscate items from the general public.
Ever since the IRS was founded "way back when", U.S. citizens have felt like Uncle Sam launches an epileptic seizure each April.
A laughing fit, usually one to the point where you can barely breathe. In some situations, your muscles might cramp from being tensed up laughing.
Likely originated from the musical In Trousers by William Finn.
I swear to god, that shit was so funny, I felt like I was having a giddy seizure
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