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Lil Seizure

A black guy who flopped on da ground at Chicago Airport. He was trying to smoke wit his niqqa's at Walmart superstore. Some white chicks also flopped on da ground

Random: "Who dat guy who flopped on da ground?"
Me: "Lil Seizure"

by Unknown Nikka February 26, 2020


Seizure seizure

Seizure will become incompasitated and have confulsions due to epilepsy
seizure will become the action to take one property.

Only one thing came to mind when I saw them in peril im gonna make a seizure seizure.

by Thatgrimreap May 30, 2019


Taiwanese Seizure Goon

A specific and rare gooning activity that consists of gooning to the point that any onlookers would immediately assume that the goonmaxxer is having a seizure. It can only be classified as a Taiwanese seizure goon if the gooner in question is possibly at risk of having an ambulance called for them.

If the gooner is alone and no one could see them and think they are seizing, it is not a Taiwanese seizure goon. It is just a regular seizure goon. A Taiwanese seizure goon is specific to the risk of onlookers catching you seizing and calling and ambulance

If done properly you will be carried into an ambulance while gooning and you can goon to the hot nurses

Mainly popular in Taiwan and rumoured to be invented there

Does not have to be performed in Taiwan

Yo munt-man, I hit the craziest Taiwanese seizure goon at the airport today and I gooned all the way to the hospital and gooned for my whole 1 night stay

by DonaldTrump3207 July 22, 2024


Rock seizure

The physical condition which manifests through convulsing violently and uncontollably at a concert of ones favorite band. Often more common among men in the front rows and often combined with pointing and raising ones pinky and pointer finger.

That dude in the pit is having a full on rock seizure.

by Dr feelgood January 25, 2018


Vibrator seizure

When one uses a vibrator at a high or max speed and has uncontrolable body movements or twitches

I was using my vibrator at max last night and i had a vibrator seizure! It was amazing!

by MotherOfAllLemons April 29, 2018


epileptic seizure

Refers to a insanely-demented "wild-overreaction" exercise by government/police officials who crazily stampede though a certain area and wrongfully/needlessly confiscate items from the general public.

Ever since the IRS was founded "way back when", U.S. citizens have felt like Uncle Sam launches an epileptic seizure each April.

by QuacksO November 23, 2018


giddy seizure

A laughing fit, usually one to the point where you can barely breathe. In some situations, your muscles might cramp from being tensed up laughing.

Likely originated from the musical In Trousers by William Finn.

I swear to god, that shit was so funny, I felt like I was having a giddy seizure

by whizzer going down October 9, 2023

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