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When two people are licking each side of an erect penis shaft. They lick and suck their side of the shaft in an effort to get the guy off who is getting shaft battled. The person getting his/her dick sucked is the one getting his/her shaft battled over, and he/she decides the winner, and who subsequntly gets the load. One may challenge another to a shaft battle, as long as they have a third party shaft to battle over.
Joey challenged Shane to a shaft battle, so together they shaft batled Jordan. Joey won and got the load.
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The act of over Rusty Shafting (a 'ewan' entering from behind, thus making his 'shaft' 'rusty' or 'browned' (covered in excrement) in the process.)
Ewan - "Pounded your Mum so hard last night that she ended up making my pole red!"
Jack (Friend) - "You were Red Shafting my mum?"
Ewan - "Hell Yea!"
Jack - "Cheers, she needed that!"
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A device for smoking marijuana that is made by cutting off the end of a wiffle ball bat, poking a hole in the side, and inserting an aluminum foil bowl into the hole. The bowl is then lit, and the end is covered, allowing the shaft to fill with smoke. It is then inhaled from the base of the bat.
Hey man, we made a shaft of damocles last night. Muthafucker cost us $2, and hits like you wouldn't believe.
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The act of being a shaft inhaler, as in, "god I fucking hate it when Dan shows up, that guy really inhales shaft."
Also used to explain when someone really sucks at something, as in, "The Detroit lions really inhale shaft at football."
If you've ever read any of the Twilight books...you might inhale shaft.
If you've ever been referred to as "that guy" or a douche bag...you might inhale shaft.
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When the woman stroke a man's penis until the man reaches climax and ejaculates.
wife: If you take out the trash I will work the shaft later on tonight darling.
man: Hell's yeah woman!!!
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When a site has become unreachable because of too much traffic/excess of bandwidth. Coined at Sensibleerection.com. Related: Farked, Slashdotted.
Dude, the Geocities site got Sensibly Shafted, I can't see it.
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Is another name for a Poop Chute or ones Anus. Often heard being muttered by Sandy or Paddy G in conversations with 'innocent' Birds around from the night before. Also commonly used when reaching in 20+ knots of wind, in fireflies, while in a winning 1,2 position in team racing on Dublin Bay.
Man I just dropped a load through my Shit Shaft. I fucced that bird in the shit shaft last night
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