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When some one eats to much taco bell and kfc and has diarrhea so bad that he shits so hard there asshole is as wide as there head
how was your day
not to bad, but i had steel shards from god
Ewww
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A form of suicide that is very painful
hi i would like to go commit SNORT GLASS SHARDS
Originating in trendy East London in 2024 during a cold winter night. Looking at the Xmas Light at the top of the Shard, if it's green, you roll one. That's Shard's Law.
I had to roll one again last night because the lights were green, fucking's Shard's Law
A liquid shard is formed from drinking only liquid health shakes, or any kind of food blended up into a shake.
Peter went to do a fart and realizes it was a liquid shard instead, thus clenching his bum cheeks to hold the sloppy diarrhea in place.
Def 1: Shard jap is to bang someone with your fist, having them broken like a mirror, and causing brief overcome is which to offer low tolerance to any sharp objects such as broken glass and such.
Def 2: Shard japping is joggling into someone with a raw piece of any gem of kind with a sharp end, and embracingly having them stabbed ONLY into where it isn’t near the heart.
1:
Jack: you wanna go Shard Jap me bro?
Harry: I’m ready for you to Shard Jap me, bro.
Jack: Ok, bro.
Harry and Jack: *fighting furiously until one of them fall down and break like a mirror*
Jack: *knocks out and Shard japs Harry*
Harry: *breaks down like a mirror*
Announcer: Jack has won!
2:
Enemy: *walks around*
Your hero: *Shard japping to him*
Enemy: *looks behind* HUH?!
Your hero: *stabs them into the head*
Enemy: D-damnit....
Your hero: I’ve saved another easy day again!