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Meaning: To be treated to a day up in t'smoke, in particular a visit to The Shard
'Take me up The Shard............My boss promised that if we made a profit he would 'Take us up the Shard'
A form of suicide that is very painful
hi i would like to go commit SNORT GLASS SHARDS
Originating in trendy East London in 2024 during a cold winter night. Looking at the Xmas Light at the top of the Shard, if it's green, you roll one. That's Shard's Law.
I had to roll one again last night because the lights were green, fucking's Shard's Law
A liquid shard is formed from drinking only liquid health shakes, or any kind of food blended up into a shake.
Peter went to do a fart and realizes it was a liquid shard instead, thus clenching his bum cheeks to hold the sloppy diarrhea in place.
Def 1: Shard jap is to bang someone with your fist, having them broken like a mirror, and causing brief overcome is which to offer low tolerance to any sharp objects such as broken glass and such.
Def 2: Shard japping is joggling into someone with a raw piece of any gem of kind with a sharp end, and embracingly having them stabbed ONLY into where it isn’t near the heart.
1:
Jack: you wanna go Shard Jap me bro?
Harry: I’m ready for you to Shard Jap me, bro.
Jack: Ok, bro.
Harry and Jack: *fighting furiously until one of them fall down and break like a mirror*
Jack: *knocks out and Shard japs Harry*
Harry: *breaks down like a mirror*
Announcer: Jack has won!
2:
Enemy: *walks around*
Your hero: *Shard japping to him*
Enemy: *looks behind* HUH?!
Your hero: *stabs them into the head*
Enemy: D-damnit....
Your hero: I’ve saved another easy day again!