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Beckham (UK only)

The "Anna Kournikova" of Soccer.

Man! teenage girls are bigger fans of Beckham than the people who actually follow the sport!

by scrEEmur November 30, 2003

49๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


Veterinary Nurse (UK)

A qualified proffesional, who is trained to look after your pets at the veterinary clinic. Veterinary nurses study hard for their qualification and need to know about more than 1 species! They get paid FAR less than a 'human' nurse, despite carrying out a simililar job-role.
Veterinary Nurses have to be registered with the Royal College of Veterinary Surgeons to legally practice in the UK.

Duties usually include:
* In-patient care/Ward rounds
* Anaesthesia
* Radiography
* Laboratory work
* Drug dispensing
* Phlebotomy
* Surgical assistance
* And much, much more!
A good way to piss a VN off is to ask them: "So when are you going to become a Vet?" GRRRRR :(

Veterinary Nurse (UK):
RVN - Registered Veterinary Nurse
VN - Listed Veterinary Nurse
SVN - Student Veterinary Nurse
VN = Very Naughty, Very Nice, VERY NECCESSARY, Veterinary Nurse!

by AlovelyVN May 31, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Second City of the UK

Birmingham according to Wikipedia is without doubt the second city of the UK - wanabee rival Manchester is a Grim Decaying Mill Town that ranks 9th - how embarassing!

1 London 7,172,091
2 Birmingham 970,892
3 Glasgow 629,501
4 Liverpool 469,017
5 Leeds 443,247
6 Sheffield 439,866
7 Edinburgh 430,082
8 Bristol 420,556
9 Manchester 394,269

Birmingham the second city of the UK - let's all laugh at the poverty stricken grim mill town of Manchester ranked at a lowly 9th!

by Anthony H Wilson August 24, 2008

46๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


cracker (here in the uk)

1)shes a cracker
2)this new coaster is a cracker

1)shes a good looking woman
2)this new ride is brilliant

get my meaning

by mike December 13, 2003

125๐Ÿ‘ 87๐Ÿ‘Ž


Infonet UK

Mickey Mouse Networks!!

Talk about shit providers! That damn Infonet UK couldn't manage it's way out of a paper bag!

by Equant April 28, 2004

1๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


UK Visa Versa

A rap (white person rap)song by MC Lars describing the relationship between the UK and the US. Suprisingly catchy and good lyrics. Download it.

"Hey England... let's kick it.

Cops without guns and the NME.
Should I watch the BBC or should I watch the BBC?
Look at these crazy coins, is this Lord of the Rings?
Pounds and pence and Princes and Queens?
Flipside experience, well not really.
More familiar than Russia or Chile.
Up for cricket or squash, or the London zoo?
Look, you hate George Bush and we do too.
Fab music scene, though, UK bands are ace,
And you guys are the most polite of the human race.
Fish and chips, crumpets, bangers and mash,
Shakespeare, Donne, Sid Vicious and the Clash.
You love our movies, we kind of like yours.
We love the way you talk, "please help help us in these wars."
You stopped staying "fab," we stopped saying "groovy,"
Our Scotland is Canada; you saw the South Park movie."

by Visit MCLars.com biatches March 6, 2005

18๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


uk gelato sniper

when the cheeba hits different and transforms into a holy strain incapable of human invention

fuck? - this must be some uk gelato sniper

by drstinkybeans January 22, 2021