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The country of golden showers from trumped-up trickle-down economics, turning Americans into peons, and pissing everyone off.
The world now recognizes America as the most fantastic country of tremendous tinklers, commonly called the Urine Nation.
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A twisted plan devised for ball parks, in which the custodian essentially saws a bathtub in two, drills it to the wall, and expects men to comfortably piss crammed side by side with no panels or anything.
Urinal troughs are generally very awkward and a good place to suddenly become self-aware.
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Polite/alternate/ironic version of to "take the piss".
I thought he was extracting the urine, but he was being serious.
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The act of going to the bathroom when a movie is finished. It lasts for at least 15 seconds, and all you can do is smile.
"Dude I watched The Dark Knight yesterday and my urination celebration was amazing. It was the best i've had yet, and I have watched a lot of movies."
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After entering a public restroom with your in-law (father-in-law, brother-in-law, etc.), you locate with uncomfortable decidedness a urinal furthest from one another.
During my wife's family reunion at the local italian restaurant, an unspoken urinal-in-law policy was established in the restroom.
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The act of trying to hit on someone standing adjacent to you while in a public restroom.
Derived from the definition of caking: the act of flirting.
A pun referring to the the Urinal Cake within the urinal of a male restroom.
"Did you hear that Joe totally picked up some other guy in the bathroom."
"Yup. They were urinal caking for about 2 minutes before they started making out."
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The Expert Urinal is the short urinal in a row of normal urinals. They are intended for short people and children. Everyone else sees them as experts-only, due to the longer shot and possibility of splashback.
I'm just going to wait till one of the other ones clears up, I'm not taking my chances with that expert urinal.
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