money vacuum

when you spend a large amount of money on one certain person

wife: i need some new shoes
husband:i gave younew shoes last week, and new earrings
wife:so...
husband:god, your a money vacuum

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fry vacuum

when eating, the person next to you who keeps stealing your french fries can be referred to as a "fry vacuum"

Mike: "Matt, did you finish your food already?"

Matt: "Yes, thanks to the fry vacuum sitting next to me"

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Vacuum cleaner

aren't you tired of your girl squirting all over your bedroom well you should use a vacuum cleaner! When she says "I'm cumming, I'm Cumming" you grap your handy vacuum cleaner and place it onto the vaginal region, she then proceeds to squirt into the safety of your vacuum cleaner!!! No pain and no stain!

Pedro's gf would not stop squirting all over his casa, he bought the handy Mandy vacuum cleaner and no pain no stain!!!

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Hoover Vacuum

When your fucking a girl from behind, lift her legs up, kick her arms out from under her and push her around the house.

When performing the Hoover Vacuum, make sure when your fucking her, you push her around the house on her face.

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The Polish Vacuum

The act of having very short bursts of anal sex to build up air in the anus, while listening to a fast tempo polka.

Man, I was blowing farts for hours after Tony gave me the Polish Vacuum. I was louder than the accordion!

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hoover vacuum

When a girl or guy sucks some great cock

she/he gives head like a hoover vacuum

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Meat Vacuum

A female's Vagina.

More correctly, a female's Vagina that has had a penis within it's domain.

Often referred to a female's vagina that enjoys many penises, or has had many penises within (inside) it's territory.

Matt: Whoaaa! Jeremy, who's that attractive young chick over there?

Jeremy: No way dude! Stay away from that one. She's a total meat vacuum. She'll take any rod in her she can get. Baaaaad news.

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