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A popular term used for someone to tell another dumb person to think in their head a second time. Maybe even three sometimes, then it would be called think third. Your average mama has been using this slang too much.
Person 1: Hey, I think I’m gonna piss in public. Got any advice before I do so?
Person 2: What the hell is wrong with you!? Think twice!
When you think of something painful and feel phantom pains as if it happened to you
"I heard Jamie broke his foot really bad"
" Yeah I get Thinking pains, just imagining it"
Your brain.
Dont stick your finger to far up your nose or you will tickle your think meat.
When one does think that the future will be shitful and it ends up being fine.
John: Lets go out tonight honey.
Sophie: I'm to tired john.
John: Com'on it will be fine
Sophie: Alright (sigh)
3 hours later
Sophie: That was actually quite fun.
John: See, Shitful Thinking
Thinking in flashes of momentous progress and the eventual perfect ending, without considering all of the work required in the in-between-time in order to make difficult and/or arduous things happen.
Eg: Mike gets hiking boots. Mike imagines himself hiking the West Coast Trail. Mike sees himself climbing Everest. Mike feels happy. Mike forgets that he smokes 2 packs per day and considers beer a food group... Mike's image of himself on top of Everest means he's been Thinking in montage and forgot he has to train for 3 years in order to be able to do this...
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To conjure the thought of one thing that reminds you of another. Which creates an ongoing process either to eventually return to the thought at hand or move onto something completely different.
Thinking that your thirsty, leading to what you want, to what brand, to what brand you like better, leading to another brand of something completely different such as clothes, than what brand you like, leading to you want to shop, than thinking of money that you dont have, leading to you need a job, etc etc
when i wanted to shop, chain-thinking went into effect and i forgot i had no money and needed a job.
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***Also called as X-Ray Thinking (as X rays were discovered by W.C.Röntgen)***
"Röntgen Thinking" or "X-Ray Thinking", basically refers to thinking -- with the capacity to look into depths or hidden realities -- of an issue, event, or concept....or anything else for that matter, that can be thought about.
In simple words, people who think in a very shallow, lame or silly way, and think that they've understood things the superficial way, such as taking info off an untrusted or silly source, that too (generally) in little doses, when their ass is way too dumb to understand things for what they are.
Jim : Hey, you heard bout the Dubbly twins ?
Sam : No, what about them ?
Jim : Well, they're only 'identical' looks-wise! While Terence, who goes the Rontgen Thinking way, needs to take one look at any politician to understand what he really is, having known their history, backgrounds, past and everything else, all his twin brother Philip does is believe every political advertisement he sees and fart in approval! He's so lame, really.
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