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A beautiful girl in your life who will be by your side no matter what and will always have your back for the long way. She is the best thing you'll ever game and the worst thing to lose
Did you see Sky(name) in school??
Yep, Just being amazing as usual
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Best hype song ever.
This 10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will, 5% pleasure, 50% pain, and 100% reason to remember the name.
Remember the Name hypes up the football team before every game.
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A method by which contributors attempt to use Urban Dictionary as a dating website. Can also be employed in cases wherein middle schoolers wish to either gloat about themselves or call their friend a homosexual.
Users: Let's write name definitions that describe who we are!
Urban Dictionary as a whole: Please don't. Please?
User named Catherine: Catherine is intelligent, beautiful, and enjoys long w—
UDAW: I will pay you. I will actually pay you to stop. Please don't do this to me.
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a person either in a popular forum or website that registered using a popular or simple user name and hasn't logged in years .
Erick: Man i was gonna sign you up on youtube with the user name tom but some guy that hadn't logged in , in 2 years had it
tom: :cry: what a name waster
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chicka-chicka-slim-shady
Hi my name is
What? my name is
Who? my name is
Chikca-chicka-slim-shady
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Art form practiced by emo eunuchs who fetishize a particular female and advertise their fetish by creating a definition for her on Urban Dictionary. The object of the emo's sexual desire may be a girl from his school, his mom, grandma or other whore. The usual formula is to define the whore by listing idealized qualities related to her intelligence, beauty and kindness. The color of the whore's hair and the firmness of her ass may also be mentioned in his definition. Later the emo eunuch steals the bitch's under panties and sniffs them while masturbating, crying and reading the definition he wrote. When the emo boy matures he typically experiences self-loathing for his past infatuation and seeks to reclaim his manhood by strangling prostitutes.
Name Definition for a whore named Fellatia: Fellatia is a lovely girl who lives in Des Moines. She has long brown hair, she is kind and beautiful and you will fall in live with her as soon as you meet her. You will want to sniff her butt, beat up her mom and burn down her house. You will still love her after her boyfriend kicks your ass and even after her parents get a restraining order on you.
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Something that plagues this site and has for a long time.
Most name definitions are exactly the same. Someone name a definition after someone's first or full name and then makes the definition one of two things...
1. A personal attack against someone with that name.
2. Massive praise for someone with that name, usually the person who made the definition.
1. (name) is an evil person who will always stab you in the back, they're fat and disgusting and nobody loves them.
2. (name) is a totally awesome person who loves everyone and can always be trusted.
Name definitions are always that bad, always. Please don't publish them if you are an editor.
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