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When you and yo girl fuck a chipotle burrito at the same time.
Guy 2: Dude, Rebecca said you had a threesome?
Guy 1: Yeah, with a chipotle burrito
Guy 2: Dafuq?
Guy 1: Yeah we had a mexican threesome
When 3 guys are sharing a house washroom;
Guy A - is showering
Guy B - is taking a dump
Guy C - is brushing his teeth
An egg timer is involved and set at 5-minute intervolves to insure that a proper rotation stays in place until they have completed a full cycle.
This morning my brothers and I were pressed for time so we had a Greek Threesome.
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A form of group sex that specifically consists of 1 man and 2 women. Ideally, the ladies involved should be bisexual and interact sexually with each other to some degree but this is not required. The two women may be completely hetero and have no contact or interaction with each other. Either way, the focus of attention is generally on the man. Any normal man who is legitimately attracted to women and finds himself blessed with such a spectacular bounty of female unicorns would NEVER decline to participate under either set of circumstances.
Note: A king's threesome will provide a splendid opportunity for the participants to perform a variation of an "Eiffel Tower". This is highly recommended and encouraged. Whether it's the two ladies or one of the ladies and the guy who high five each other and regardless of the sexual position or configuration, the Eiffel Tower is certain to produce a cute little smile and / or giggle from one or both of the ladies and a rush of gratification and ego boost for the man.
See: FFM,FMF, MFF, threesome, group sex
See also: orgy, Peter, Paul and Mary
Alternate spellings: King's 3some, King's 3-some
Tom: Dude! You won't believe what happened last night. You know that sexy girl who's been nagging me to bang her?
Mike: Yeah. Did you cave in?
Tom: You could say that. Last night, we wound up at my place and started making out. Wouldn't you know, just as I was about to unfasten her bra, my gf shows up!
Mike: Aw, dude! That sucks! So, you're single now, huh?
Tom: Nah, man! She was into it! She joined in and we all had a blast! I must have banged them both like 2-3 times each. They were makin' out with each other and playin' with each other's tits. They took turns makin' out with me and suckin' on my dick. Whew! It was phenomenal!
Mike: Damn! You lucky bastard! I've always wanted to have a king's threesome.
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A threesome that does not arise from any plan but rather through continuous or natural development, ie of a night gone incredibly weird/wrong/good.
Caviat: In the spirit of Green revolution, the three of you plant a tree together the following day.
Guy 1: Did I see you with TWO girls last night?
Guy 2: Yup, an organic threesome, came out of nowhere.
Guy 1: And the bonus?
Guy 2: Of course man, it was Earth day. Planted a hemlock.
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A greek threesome involves two men, and another man.
Note: In Greece they just call it a threesome.
Relating to the overt and wide spread homosexuality among Greek men.
"I wouldn't bother con right now spiro, he's got two friends over and i belive they're having a Greek Threesome"
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when a group of 3 people, typically one guy and two girls, join together in some cuddling action. The guy tends to be in the middle of the two girls and rotates back and forth with some spooning and touching of the female body parts or some light rubbing all over her body.
John goes to bed with 2 girls and can't decide which girl he would like to cuddle with, so he turns left and spoons Veronica while stroking her breasts. Then after he gets bored, he turns over to Penelope and wraps his arms around her while his boner touches her backside from the first cuddling action with Veronica. The entire night becomes an awkward cycle of switching back and forth between Veronica and Penelope with a result of absolutely no sleep as well as no further action from the girls; thus, you have a cuddle threesome.
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a black on top and a black on bottom and a white in the middle or an uhhoh oreo.
Did you see the porno where there was an awesome oreo threesome on RedTube?
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