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The greasy remains from an inadequate ass wiping. Ultimately will cause burning and/or itching until propertly cleaned. The cause of skid-marks in a persons drawers.
Dude, I cant wait to find a crapper so I can clean up my crease grease.
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1. A Food, In which you eat, That will make you have a bowel movement (Take a shit) in a matter of minutes after you eat it.
2. Something going completely wrong very quickly (Going to Shit)
3. Taking a very quick bowel movement (Shit)
1. "OMG! I think I just ate a Grease Bullet from Taco Bell!"
2. "All our Systems are down! Its Like its riding a Grease Bullet"
3. "Hold on a sec. I have to fire off a Grease Bullet Real Quick"
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When a man gets trapped by a women that "accidentally" forgets to take her birth control when she says she is taking or should be taking her birth control.
(This does not apply to a man and a women who are truly in love)
(Guy#1) "I was seeing a chick for about three months. She was at my house every night and she turned down the heat in her apartment to save money. The pipes in her apartment ended up breaking because she turned down the heat too far. So, being the nice guy I invited her to live with me rent free until she could save money and get her own place again. After about six months she still had never cleaned my place, never offered any financial help, her unfolded laundry was stacked long my wall and the sex sucked and went down hill since the first month. I was sick of her lazy bull shit. The day I was going to ask her to move out, she told me, " I'm late"
(Guy #2) "Your fucking shitting me!?
(Guy#1) "So after two years of living in my house rent free and I'm trying to make it work for the child. She tells me that she is deliberately not cleaning to piss me off. Then a week later I catch her in a trailer home with another guy. At that point I can't gut her anymore and I give her the boot. In the ended she spread her legs, forgot her pill while deliberately not cleaning a household that was offered to her for free and now I'm paying her child support. She totally fucking Grease Trapped me!"
(Guy #2) "Fuck! What a Prostitute on a String!"
(Conversation was witnessed at a bar in downtown Wilmington, NC in March of 2012. The rest of the conversation was about what Grease Trapped and Prostitute on a String entailed. Not every day you can hear the origin of sayings.)
A monster or an evil entity that does criminal or evil acts. If something goes wrong, its usually because Grease Goblin did it.
Niko: Someone stole my car and drove it into an orphanage
Alex: It was Grease Goblin....
The unfortunate walk to get a fresh roll of toilet paper immediately after defecating. Typically, a grease walk is required when the person defecating fails to ensure an adequate supply of toilet paper in advance of the defecation. The resulting walk to refill toilet paper is accompanied by a greasy smearing feature occuring in the buttocks as a result of the fresh, unwiped feces.
I took a dump last night only to discover the toilet paper roll was empty. I had to grease walk down the hallway to retrieve a fresh roll. It was disgusting.
Noun, - pronounced "boo-t + grees". The greasy residue found between the cheeks of the buttocks that causes one's buttocks to itch, feel uncomfortable and/or become irritated. It is caused by a mixture of sweat and doodoo left after incomplete cleaning after a bowel movement.
My butt is itchin. I gotta go back to the bathroom and get this booty grease out.
Whats wrong? Your walking like you have booty grease.
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