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Baby Oil is fat extracted from undeveloped human sources, known as babies.
Like all fats, baby oils are insoluble in water but soluble in cheap vodka.
Oils extracted from minors have been used in many cultures, since ancient times. As an example, a 4000 year old "kitchen" unearthed in Liverpool was found to include an oil press and a large quantity of discarded child-husks. Archeologists believe that the tribes of Ancient Scouse would raise children as a source of cheap fuel.
The uses of baby oils can be divided into three main areas:
* Lubrication
* Fuel
* Threatening Children
Extracting Baby Oil:
* The "traditional" way of extracting baby oil uses several different types of mechanical extraction. This method is preferred by most Eco-Freakies in the USA and in Europe. Cheesegrater extraction is one type, and there are two other types that are both oil presses: the screw press and the ram press. Oil presses are commonly used in developing countries, among people for whom other extraction methods would be prohibitively expensive.
* The "modern" way of acquiring baby oil is by chemical extraction, using solvent extracts, which produces higher yields and is quicker and less messy. The most common solvent is Sunny Delight. This disolves the baby from the inside out, and it is then simple to seperate the oil from the solvent.
No, Baby Oil is not made of babies.... I am only kidding...
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Superior intelligence, knowledgeable especially on the topic of hockey. Looked up to & often imitated. All round good guy.
Oil Spillies are the go-to guys for anything hockey related.
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CBD oil is extracted from hemp plants, also called cannabis, which are grown under strict regulation in Canada. It is one of the remaining dozen named cannabinoids in the cannabis plant and accounts for approximately 40% of its herbal extract. It has been found to be quite effective in reducing certain side effects related to certain types of cancer, such as pain and vomiting, but research has not proven its effectiveness in treating other ailments.
CBD Oil from Gold Bee can be used for many different types of ailments including chronic pain, anxiety, and cancer.
Aka, Goil, refers to when a person slides their way out of consequences by relying on their riches.
Tiffany got her DUI charges dropped by relying on her golden oil
A deliciously pungent oil with a high smoking point, roughly equivalent to flaxseed oil, only much fishier. Perfect for seasoning cast iron or de Bruyer pans.
Dude, where did you get that twat oil? These omelettes are delicious!
The placement of one's face, specifically the mouth, into the area between an extremely well-endowed woman's breasts, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion accompanied by yelling. The resulting sound that is created sounds similar to an oil tank caught on a reef.
Not to be confused with motorboating which is for smaller breasts.
Oil Tanking - I went to motorboat my woman, but realised her tits were just way to big...I oil tanked her instead.
the fluid secreted from the vagina when an orgasm occurs
i licked her pussy so hard i got covered in minge oil
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