toasted

(slightly) tipsy. Not drunk and not intoxicated enough to be considered drunk or wasted... just a little .... not sober and not drunk

"I just wanna go get toasted" "I had a shitty day today... wanna go get toasted?"

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Toast

Toast can also be used as a reference to the heightened sexual appeal of a person.

"I would'nt kick her out of bed for eating toast!!"

Also, an abbreviation of this scentence can also just be used as "toast", of which the positive response when toast is pointed out to another would also be "toast", if the person concurs.

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toast

A game played by a group of men. Group stands around a piece of toast and jizzes on it. Last to jizz eats the toast. Called a limp biscuit if bread isn't toasted.

Andy: dude, toast tonight?
sam: fuck no, I always jizz last.

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Toast

A girl (or guy) who is very plain, boring, lame, etc.

Hey did you see Megan just standing there last night in her american eagle jeans and old navy fleece? One word: TOAST

That Megan girl is plain as TOAST

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Toasted

Waking up in the morning with an erection. Refering to toast popping up from a toaster.

Ex 1. "Man, I'm toasted!"
Ex 2. "I woke up toasted today"
Ex 3. "Get off my toast, man!"

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toasted

celebrating success of one's friends and colleagues.

Toasting a happy couple

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Toasting

The act of taking a shower and dressing into fly ass clothing in preparation of going out on the town. The act of "toasting" in order to become "crispy".

Yo dawg I ain't crispy yet to go out. I am still toasting.

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