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a token for clout chasers.
Another way saying clout chaser.
Ben deserves a clout token
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A circle marijuana smokers. Whatever that's being smoked (joint, pipe...) is being passed around the ring of people.
Hey Bob, would you like to get high and join the token ring planned at my house? 8 o' clock, be there or be square!
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A "defrag token" is a fictitious license or currency required to execute the windows "Defrag" program. The token does not exist, but can be used to help limit a (l)user's defragging in futile attempts to improve the performance of their system.
It has a secondary effect of pre-flagging unwary users for the IT support staff -- similar to the purpose of a left-handed ethernet cable.
(l)user: my computer is slow, I'm gonna run "defrag" a few times to fix it.
BOFH: k, but you better stock up on defrag tokens
(l)user: good idea!
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(l)user (to helpdesk): I need a bunch of defrag tokens, I'm saving you guys lots of time
helpdesk: wtf?
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The best currency known to man.
Guy 1: Hey I don't wanna use my Visa card at the strip club because my wife will catch me.
Guy 2: Well I have some spare 'Titty Tokens' from last night, just use them.
Guy 1: Thanks time to get bitches to drop them titties
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The few slight alterations to every story that make it more interesting and/ or relevant to a conversation.
Man 1: "Man that story about Bill's night on the town with that hot chick was AMAZING."
Man 2: "Yeah, but that part about it happening in that New York restaurant we were at was probably token bullshit."
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keeping a finger, multiple fingers, entire hand, wrist, elbow, or arm in ones pants for an extended period of time while hanging out with all members of the same sex. often involving vigorous arm momevements and a pretense of "my balls itch"
"Yo david p. was pulling a token the whole time at the sausage fest"
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Noun; A nickname for someone who has thrown up under the influence of intoxicants.
Adjective; Somebody who cannot handle their alcohol etc, ex: "You're such a Token Whitey!"
If someone was to go to a party and make an absolute fool out of themselves through a concoction of narcotics, they would be known amongst their friends as the Token Whitey.
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