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when a man sticks a bottle of toothpaste in a girl's butthole and squeezes it all into the butthole. Then the girl shits on his penis and he brushes her teeth with it
Gave that slut a Human Toothbrush
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after a girl swallows your load, you then kiss her afterwards before she brushes her teeth, therefore exposing yourself to swallowing your own babies
gross man you got a sparkling toothbrush!
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The Used Toothbrush is a sexual act in which a man ejaculates on the tip of another mans penis who then proceeds to receive oral sex with the semen on the end of his penis.
Guy #1: How'd it go last night?
Guy #2: Jenny is a slut for real, her boyfriend and I did the Used Toothbrush on her
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Toothbrush Proctology is a revolutionary new procedure where your doctor checks up your anus for interior hemmorhoids using a toothbrush
Yeah dude my doctor had to use toothbrush proctology in my yearly exam to check for any problems. Wait a minute. What do you mean there is no such procedure? Oh crap then why did I like it so much? So should I call a lawyer or schedule another appointment for tomorrow? Its covered by my insurance you know.
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A Sushi Toothbrush is where you are woken up by someone who has recently fingered a woman sticking their index finger in your mouth and brushing your teeth like a toothbrush.
Often performed on the morning after a party or by a moody wife thinking of different ways to get her husband out of bed.
Most effective when used on someone who has never eaten muff before.
(the night after a party)
Man: Is Jason still sleeping?
Woman: Yes, he's asleep upstairs, why?
Man: Well I just fingered a girl and I'm pretty sure this is going to be the best chance in my life I get to effectively Sushi Toothbrush someone.
Woman: You do know I'm Jason's mother, right?
Man: .... Your point is?
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The morning after a late night; characterized by a wet toothbrush because you brushed your teeth just a few hours ago when you went to bed. Not necessarily but usually waking up for work after a late night of drinking.
Adam: You look like hell. Did you even sleep between the party and work this morning?
Justin: Yeah but it was a wet toothbrush morning.
Brushing your teeth with a penis.
Honey, will you bring me some toothpaste?
I need to use you for an old fashioned toothbrush.
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