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When one shits or jizzes on a females teeth, and then, using her finger, brushes her teeth
Courtney: i haven't brushed my teeth in a while
Amy: i did last night with african toothpaste.
Joey: yeah, you should try it sometime!!!
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When a guy cums in a girl’s mouth. It’s the devil keeping your teeth healthy with the nutritious vitamins found in semen combined with an extra dose of naughty sin.
Guy one: “Dude, did you guys smash?”
Guy two: “Nah, I just gave her some of the devils toothpaste.”
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When a person is ran over by a tank from the feet to the head, forcing the blood to explode out of the head like a tube of toothpaste.
I can wait to watch Al-farquad be turned into a human tube of toothpaste
Japanese candy that taste like wilted flowers and minty toothpaste. When you smell it, it gives you a painful head ache. It is also an Italian restaurant my friend made in a roblox game.
"AMBER THIS CANDY TASTE LIKE OLD GARDEN TOOTHPASTE."
"Kaylee hows the restaurant OLD GARDEN TOOTHPASTE going!"
"KAYLEE!! GIVE ME YOUR OLD GARDEN TOOTHPASTE!! RIGHT NOW!! OR I FINNA KASHOOT YOU THEN KERMIT SUICIDE AND KASHOOT MYSELF!!"
A female pleasuring herself with a tube of toothpaste.
I use Pie flavored toothpaste AND LOVE IT!!!!!
orange juice and toothpaste is probably the nastiest combination in the world.
it is basically hell.
Mom: Drink your orange juice, Cooper.
Cooper: No mom - I just brushed my teeth! It'll taste like ass.
Mom: Well next time don't be a little bitch - real men drink toothpaste and eat orange juice.
Cooper: Sorry mom.
Hence: orange juice and toothpaste
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noun: a term used for when an individual is so uninhibited from cannabis that he/she mistakes regular toothpaste (usually a light blue) for purple toothpaste
*this can also apply to the sky
adjective: When you see a person so fucked up that you can tell that they are purple toothpasting
Shit, Jennifer is definitely purple toothpaste right now.
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