Trailer Park All Star

Either a redneck or a hillbilly that has displayed exemplary and distinguished service as a douchebag.

A Trailer Park All Star is literally: meat on the hoof, chop-blocking, carnivorous, mullet wearing, knuckle dragging, ignorant, nose-picking, english-is-my-second-language, country-ass, crotch scratching douche bag.

What a crowd of complete Trailer Park All Stars just rolled into JC Pennys looking for a sale on flannel shirts, now all of the poon has adiosed outta here. Now it's a giant sausage festival and we are all screwed. Guess I'll go write a rap song.

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Trailer Park Track Team

1.The team of which people who live in trailers run on.
2.A derogatory term used to say when someone looks trashy/sporty

1. I saw the trailer park track team practicing around their trailers yesterday

2. She looks like she belongs on the trailer park track team!

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trailer park beauty pageant

contest or situation where the standards or measuring stick is very low.

sub par excellence.

Ex 1:
Bill: That chick you took home last night was pretty ugly.
Bob: Yeah but she could've won a trailer park beauty pageant.

Ex 2:
Son: I scored 4 Touchdowns today, Dad.
Father: Yeah but you ain't exactly playing a very good team, it's like winning a trailer park beauty pageant.

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Trailer Park Choco Pop

Maneuver that is performed after having anal sex with a first girl, then having a second girl give you head immediately afterwards.(very risky, should only be performed when the second girl is especially drunk and/or stupid). Used to show a girl what another girls ass tastes like or to get revenge.

"Bro, I think my girlfriend is cheating on me."
"Well teach that bitch a lesson and give her a trailer park choco pop."

*after having oral*
"So I've got a question for you girl....You liked how ass taste?"

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Trailer Park Beauty Queen.

AKA, White Trash Man's Punching bag.

Linda:Jerry beat up his wife last night, you know, the trailer park beauty queen.

Bertha: That bastard!

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Trailer park queen

The classiest and prettiest woman in the trailer park. All of the other women try to copy her style or are jealous of her. She is like a queen of the trailer park kingdom loved by almost every one. Helps others and is kind and loves living in the trailer park

The trailer park queen did my hair

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Trailer Park Chastity Belt

Anything preventing sexual activities. Either a bandana ducktaped over the underwear, or a tampon/Maxi-Pad.

"Oh, dont try anything with Johnny; he's got a Trailer Park Chastity Belt on."

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