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The following is the unbiased accurate definition of trolls as defined by internet society.
1. Trolls (n.) – the most important and integral part of networked society. The largest, most effective, devoutly objective, chaotically neutral, uniform and selfless autonomous collective to ever grace existence as an order of peace, stability and power. A collective that does not require self-awareness. The last true charitable organization, where every action is one that does not serve the cause of advancement, personal gain, discrimination or betterment. And… the only defense we have against ourselves.
2. Troll (n.) - one who upsets another without reason or direct personal comments.
3. Troll (n.) - the only effective defense against internet tough guys and the spread of ITGS (SEE: Internet Tough Guy Syndrome)
Tom - "Hey Jim, if it wasn't for these damn trolls maybe we could actually enjoy this online game."
Jim - "Tom buddy, if it weren't for trolls people would never raise awareness of this online game's shortcomings and promote the cause for the betterment of all online gaming. But yeah that guy was an asshole, lets go play something else."
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A girl or woman who acts troll-like in public; hopping obnoxiously, eating like a pig, having poofy red tinted hair(usually not brushed), has an unbelievably HUGE appetite, mooches off of so called "friends" or colleges, nasty body usually fat and or with a celulite tummy, sloppy, easy, sometimes a slut.
TFL = Troll Free Life
Cory: "Man! That girl is a total troll... nasty!"
Jim: "Yeah I know, what a turn-off."
Jim: "Ew look at that fat troll hopping around in the hall."
Cory: "Gross. She should get that crazy hair thinned or somethin."
Cory: "DUDE I'M GLAD I HAVE A TFL."
Jim: "Mhm, halleluijah!"
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Person who accesses internet forums with the expressed purposes of stirring up trouble or deliberately post contraversial material adverse to the general feeling of the majority of posters, or more often to be just plain fucking annoying and offensive. This is usually a result of an insane egotistical complexity that they cannot resolve in normal life, just plain old fashion attention seeking.
See Craig David on the Chavscum forum, and various other obvious and deliberate trolls.
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Someone who posts on forums or message boards intending to provoke people and/or annoy them.
Zephyr has been trolling the boards all day
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Angie:Yo! Yu can't be talkin' to me when you watch TV while your pooping!
Angle:uh……………
Andrew: You just got trolled!
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The act of dangling your penis outside of your pants while in public in the attempt to attract a mate.
Dave was trolling the clubs all night until he caught a whale. ;-)
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