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A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT BOOK/MOVIE SERIES THAT MAKES LITTLE GIRLS THINK ALL MEN WILL BE THERE FOR THEM AND MAKES THE ACTORS PEDOPHILES AS THEY ONLY CARE FOR THOSE AUDIENCES AND NO ONE ELSE GIVES A FLYING FUCK ABOUT THEM. BELLA IS A SELF LOATHING BITCH WHO SHOULD'VE KILLED HERSELF DURING THE FUCKING FIRST 5MINS OF THE MOVIE AND NOT ONLY WILL THE OTHER CHARACTERS BE HAPPY, BUT THE AUDIENCE CAN REST IN PIECE AND NOT HEAR HER MONOTONOUS MAN VOICE TALK ABOUT HOW SHE LOVES A MAN WHO'S OVER 110
WRINKLY DICK MUCH?!
Bella still has some of his old man foreskin down her throat; what a whore!
Bella is Gay
Edward Cullen is gayer and a faggotty piece of shit who even lived for over 100 years, barely sticks his dick in one girl.
Twilight is for shiteaters
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1. A book about vampires who sparkle in the sunlight (:S sorry but theyre supposed 2 burn to death or whatever happens after ur already un-dead meh)
2. An absolutly awesome song by ELO
3. A time of day when the sky is light up red or orange by the sun, v pretty :P
1. OMG i love edward cullen!!
2. The visions dancing in my mind
The early dawn, the shades of time
Twilight crawling through my windowpane
Am I awake or do I dream?
The strangest pictures I have seen
Night is day and twilights gone away
With your head held high and your scarlet lies
You came down to me from the open skies
Its either real or its a dream
Theres nothing that is in between...
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a book thats had brain-washed female teenagers by make vampires sparkly and werewolves cuddly. It was made into a movie with the most unattractive cast in history. Its the reason why the world is so corrupt,
teenage girl: OMG!!!! Twilight is so awesome! I love vampires! I want to meet one sooooooo badly.
guy: Why would you want to meet a vampire? Wouldn't it kill you?
teenage girl: No! Vampires are good people! They just want to help!
guy: Are you right in the head?
teenage: You need to be more like Edward Cullen
guy: I'll go buy some glitter right now
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a book, movie, etc. made up of random vampires killing other vampires and doing pointless crap. also the devil's bible(if you have a girlfriend i think you already found that out), this series makes women want their guys to be like drake or whoever the hell his name is to be like him for her. its also torture in the movie theaters.
guy obsessed with twilight: hey dude, i came out of the closet yesterday, i finished up twilight.
bystander: WOW..................................................
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Sparkly Vampire (he was cooler/manlier in Vampire's Suck when he rode a Segway) twilight (it said I had to include the word)
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Brainwashing at it's finest.
Worst book in existence, not worth your time.
Rabid Twilight fan: OMGZZZ!!eleven!11! EDWARD ROX MAH SOXXXX!!! HE ISH TEH BEST MAN IN TEH UNIVERZZZ!!!
Girl #2: No he's not. He's just a word.
Normal person: Dude, turn off the capslock.
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IT'S GODAWFUL! I'M TALKING ABOUT THE BOOK AND THE MOVIE! HORRIBLE!
"Have you seen Twilight yet? If you haven't, don't. It's so bad."
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