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To violently shake an erect penis, in an attempt to expel the last few drops of semen from the tip after an ejaculation.
She twittered my penis and made spiderwebs all over her face.
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A place for followers, literally.
"I'm gonna go see Jessica Albas twitter, because I totally know her in real life and want to know what she is doing, because I'm a follower."
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to utter a succession of small, tremulous sounds, as a bird, or titter; giggle. the act of twittering.
He heard the twittering sounds of the girls staring and flirting with him.
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Someone who talks about their or others' life 24/7
Girl: "Today I saw this guy eating a sandwich with HUGE bites!"
"Today my mom yelled at me for not doing the laundry"
"This morning I dropped my waffle! How horrible"
"During break I saw Ben and Jill kiss each other!"
etc...
Other: "She's such a twitter"
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A twitter is any action taken by a second party that results is a mirco-contraction of a first parties pelvic floor muscles.
"Timmy twittered Tilleys twat till Tilleys twat twitched."
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A word specific to the twitter.com universe. Usually formed by adding 'tw' to the beginning of any word. For example, a twitter meme is a tweme, and people on twitter are tweeple.
By gosh if we're not twareful, everything will become a twitterism! You know what I twean?
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"Twittering" is a word mistakenly used to describe the action of posting a comment on Twitter. It is primarily said by people who have never used Twitter before, and only heard about it from and friend or a T.V show.
The proper word would be "tweeting" (see tweeting)
Hey man, did twitter that message to your friends? - Guy 1
No, but I tweeted the post to my followers... - Guy 2
I think I'm going to be twittering this link to everyone I know! - Guy 1
It's called tweeting... - Guy 2
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