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Can be used as a weird yet cute nickname for a s/o.
I love you, waffles. 💜
Usually a person who’s only humour is saying “Kirby bad” once in a while. Also usually a furry yet still makes fun of Kirby for his appearance.
Joe: “Oh you know Waffle?!”
Mama: “The annoying Kirby hater? Yeah!”
to be hungry as a motherfucker; starving as shit
hey man i'm so fucking waffled right now, want to grab some food?
For a male to totally and utterly dominate a female during a sexual act.
To sexually dominate a female in the briefiest amount of time between meeting and the act of sex.
To make it qualify as "Waffled" she must be a female who hasn't done any of the below acts with a guy whom she was romantically involved with, especially if they were together for a long time.
When a man has sex with a girl on the first night and does every despicable thing to her sexually that her ex hasn't done.
Dominating features are - facial ejaculation, anal penetration, tea bagging, abusive verbal profanity, having her repeat self humiliating statements such as, "I'm your slut! I'm your dirty little SLUT!" etc.
"What happened with that girl last night?"
"Son, I took it back to the crib and Waffled it!"
"Nah...."
"Yea, had her doing all types of nasty shit!"
"LOL! What! - I can't beleive you hit!"
"Hey, I brought it out of her. What can I say?"
In other instances the term "IHopped" can be used in its place - as a pun in reference to the fact that IHop makes Waffles.
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A verb describing something that is left to the imagination.
Waffle, waffled, waffling, waffles
"He's been waffling all day."
"They went out and waffled last night"
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adj. The Waffle is a term for someone who has the ability to be smart and make good decisions, but sometimes acts before they think. The action or phrase is usually stupid, and makes everyone think they are dumb.
v. To make yourself seem dumb by saying something or acting out without thinking first
Hunter: "Man, so that's where they keep all the fairies! Fairy Storage!!! DUH!!!"
Andrew: "Hunter, you are now officially The Waffle!!!"
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