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An extremely painful blow job and ball sucking created when he giver teethes the male genitals and ball sack. A Walrus Job is typically experienced when oral is provided by an inexperienced lover or simply from sloppy head giving by someone with sharp teeth or a snaggle toothed mouth.
Carl: Hey Joe! How was your date with the new waitress last night? She's really hot.
Joe: Yea Braaaahhh, she's hot. But that bitch can't suck a dick. She was gnawing my cock like teething ring.
Carl: Sounds painful brother. Nothing worse than a hot chick giving a Walrus Job.
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a stripper on her back, legs up in the air, smacking her 6 inch platforms together with a vengeance
The stripper butt did not jiggle a bit when she was walrus clapping!
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Being extremely thirsty and dehydrated. This is compared to a walrus because they must venture out on land to find a fresh water source.
I'm as thirsty as a walrus man I need some water before I pass out.
The epitome of all drinking games. This game is the ultimate test of skill and resilience. Best played on a low coffee table this game combines the ferocity of civil war along with the dexterity of a 12 year old Russian gymnast. Teams of three battle in a game of civil war but must go to their knees followed by their stomach based on the amount of cups left. This game has been known to make grown men cry, women pregnant, and average joes become all american athletes. There is no other game out there that tests the full range of the human body, mind, and soul. This game alone has been known to speed up evolution in humans. If you arent walrusing you arent trying.
"Damnnn how you get abs like that" "Im a Walrus Drinking champion my friend"
When having sex doggy-style, the rearing partner inserts his/her index and middle fingers in the b-hole, then puts them in the downed partner's upper gums looking like a Walrus's tusks....covered in chocolate.
Starla was mad at George because he performed a chocolate walrus on her, causing her to get the poo in her mouth.
Creatures that cannot be seen until you believe they are real. Only then can you witness their majesty. Also the suspected cause of Amelia Earhart's disappearance.
Never describe the appearance of a flying walrus to anyone.
Believer: Although rarely seen in great number; the flying walrus can be spotted at any time soaring amongst the clouds.
Non- believer: I've never seen a flying walrus.
Believer: You don't believe!!
When two fat men sharing something of a bromance cross paths unexpectedly and slap their flesh together in an impromptu embrace that resembles two walruses either staking their turf in a battle of alpha males, or making sweet, sweet love to each other.
Jesus. Look at those two. Avert your eyes. That was a goddamn walrus hug.