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Prematurely ejaculating inside a woman but not telling her due to the amount of shame so you keeping push your limp noodle around until one of you gives up.
Having sex with someone of lower standards due to a prolonged dry spell, You are excited to be having sex but not proud of what you have done.
I hooked up with a hot milf at the bar but it ended up in disappointment syrup .
Its been awhile since I've gotten my dick wet so i slummed it up with frumpy Ann total disappointment syrup.
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A single drop of precum that finds itself in a man's underpants after he becomes sexually excited and hard, but does not ejaculate. Often found upon softening during the moment of greatest disappointment.
I was so switched on when Lisa let me stay in her bedroom while she changed her clothes, but then we had to leave. I cried a tear of disappointment.
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1. To done something and turns out to be very horrible.
2. To ask something or to someone and they have change their mind out of the blue.
1. boy:Happy Birthday love. *hands her a gift* girl: thank you!! *opens a gift to see a gift card* girl: WTF IS THIS SHIT!! WE'RE OVER. boy: I put a diamond necklace in their with our date we been together :(. *EPIC DISAPPOINTMENT*
2. worker- can i have a day off sir. boss- sure, why not. *45 minutes later* boss- I need you to stay overnight to file these documents for the international meeting the company is having with Japan. worker- O_o
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a 4chan meme. it is a series of badly drawn comics in which the son does an act the father disapproves of, and the father says: son, i am disappoint
fap fap fap- son, i am disappoint
did you see the latest i am disappoint? it was hilarious
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The type of disappointment that you feel like your life is over, it is end times and you are feeling so desperate that there will be no tomorrow.
Cynthia saw that Brian had liked Shannon's post about violent Koala bears. She felt the wrath of 6th grade disappointment as an 11th grader and began her exploration of depression and self-medication.
1. (noun) When the word of the day on urbandictionary.com is not special and is a commonplace slang term that everyone already knows the definition of.
Bill: Hey Frank could you go on urban dictionary and see what the word of the day is?
Frank: its bisexual.
in unison: looks like its the word of the disappointing day!
UDder Disappointment occurs when someone has tried time and again to get a phrase into Urban Dictionary only to meet with rejection. For example this can occur if they try to submit legitimate phrases such as Rape of Clowns which genuinly is the collective noun for a group of no fewer than seven clowns outside of the tradditional circus setting. Like charity collecting.
I felt UDder disappointment when the Urban dictionary rejected my submission Keith. I swear it's a real thing.... wait can you hear that, it sounds like the rattling of no fewer than seven collection tins, on this completely ordinary high street. Oh shit man there are eight of them, its a f**king Rape of Clowns man. Poseiden mocks me once more.
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