The exact opposite of having wild wreckless sex. A sexless wreck is a state-of-being characterized by mental distress and anxiety due to sex deprivation for weeks, months or even years at a time. Being a sexless wreck is far more common among men, as their female counterparts are mostly uneffected by sexual urges due to centuries of sexual and psychological warfare with men.
Zach: Why is that 20-something year old man cowering in the fetal position in the corner of his room rocking back and forth and shivering.
Billy: Oh him? He's my roommate. He hasn't gotten laid in 7 months and now hes really starting to break down. A real sexless wreck.
A phrase shouted at a person who wrecks themselves.
Jordan: *faceplants*
Jack: "GET WRECKED!!"
1. Tearing the place up, as in deliberately vandalizing someone else's business or home, or destroying someone else's possessions.
2. (preferred) Plowing a gaggle of 'hood rats.
My ho called. Looks like tonight I'll be wrecking shop on her and her friend.
When a chick is giving a guy head in the shower and with great fervor pulls out, grabs on to the shower curtain rod, screams, "WRECKING BALL," and proceeds to swing his junk into her face.
Bill D. broke the shower curtain giving Beth the Wrecking Ball last night.
When you hit your genitals in the masturbating process.
I had wrecking balls last night :(
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Yo, that Ricky Wrecks is such a McNuggen.