Wrecking Balls

When you hit your genitals in the masturbating process.

I had wrecking balls last night :(

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Stink Wink

The flex your anus makes when you fart

I saw my girlfriend's stink wink in the shower.

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Hammer Head

A person with a head resembling a hammer, usually with no chin.

Did you see that kid back there?
Ya. One ugly ass hammer head chunkard.

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Spit Trick

When you spit in your friends eyes and punch him in the balls.

You're about to get spit tricked!

Blimp

When a piece of peppering gets inside your dick hole when you pull out of the anus. The penis becomes infected and swells up to chode status.

After a week of backdoor entering, i got a blimp.

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Meatspin Genocide

When you tile meatspin in different colors on a power point, then project the meatspin at a national epilepsy convention.

Did you hear the man on the news?
No I didn't, what happened?
Meatspin Genocide happened.

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Maraca Fart

When you fart so hard the shit in your anus rattles like a Mexican fiesta.

I can't workout because i have the Maraca Farts.

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