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a person who does not wash their hands after urinating is placed on the 'yellow list', or they are 'yellow listed'
Co-worker: You may want to double up on the hand sanitizer after shaking hands with Edith, she was yellow listed last week.
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The words that come out of the mouth of any German that doesn't speak English well. Generally pronounced "not ze ielloo of ze ek"
A (american): *insert compliated English sentence here*
B (german): Sorry, my English is not the yellow of the egg, I do not understand.
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A cowardly lie told to cover up embarrassment.
Bubba: "Jake, what's this Justin Timberlake CD doin in yer pickup truck?"
Jake: "Uh, what, CD. Oh, that there, uh, must be my wife's CD."
Bubba: "Your wife likes country! Quit telling yellow lies and just admit you like listening to that pretty boy!"
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the person who brings you peace, safety and a reason. the one who makes you happy beyond words can express.
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what yellow fever mutates into when it goes untreated. When the hankering for asian women is so unbearable you just cum in you're pants at the site of one walking down the street.
Jed: ::cums::!!
Japanese girl: Ohh!! how kawaii! ^_^
jed: ::cums again::
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In Chinese mythology, the Yellow Fountain is the spring where the souls of the dead come to quench their thirst.
You stuck one foot in the entrance of the Yellow Fountain!
Your yellow is unlike any other. This person is not only your backbone, but your happiness, your purpose, and your forever. He/she is someone who means the world to you and brings so much happiness into your life. Your yellow has seen you at your worst and still chooses to love every single flaw. You cannot live without this person. Your yellow defined what love truly is. You may have thought you’ve fell in love before, but it wasn’t a love like the one you receive from your yellow. The love you feel from your yellow is unexplainable, one of a kind, and is a new experience. You will never feel a feeling like that with anyone else. Once you feel it, you will know they are your yellow. You will connect on every single level you never thought you could. Conversations never get boring and you never have to second guess the way they feel about you. Finding your yellow can be difficult, but once you do, hold on tight because this is your person, your future, your forever, your happy ending. Do everything in your power to keep this person, you’ll never find anyone else like them.
My yellow gives me endless amounts of happiness, love, and support.