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A rule all men should live by if they don’t want to have their lives ruined.
Elon: Yo I just banged Amber Heard last night.
James: Yea I’ve banged Amber Heard before, do not recommend.
Elon: Why not?
James: did you see what she did to Johnny? She beat him, told everyone he raped her. Now he’s getting cancelled and his career is in the toilet.
Elon: Shit, I guess I didn’t follow the most important rule: Don’t stick your dick in crazy.
If you searched this up then you are a sad man with a tiny tiny penis
how to make your dick big is for chumps
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dont go putting your dick in no crazy bich
i was banging this chick and she tried to rip the condom off and say i want kids
Friend: dont put your dick in the crazy
when you hook up with a girl that should not be present in broad daylight. The term comes from the fact that you'd have been better off slapping your dick against a wall for some form of pleasure than putting it anywhere near that creature's hatchet wound.
Dude I can't believe you banged that skank last night...should've just slapped your dick against the wall..
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When a magician casts this spell on you you’re fucked m9
SKIDADDLE SKIDOODLE YOUR DICK IS NOW A NOODLE
If you ask someone to suck your dick they have to
Joey:hey alexis suck my dick its national get your dick sucked day
Alexis:ugh fine come with me
A phrase used when a girl would like the full attention of the guy she is talking too. Often the girl will actually sit on the guys lap and ask him the question.
Girl: Hey, I don't get this problem, let me sit on your dick a minute.
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