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The day you not allowed to go on any other site except urban dictionary. 26th of December.
Person 1: oh hay it's urban dictionary day yay this has been done before yay day
Person 2: ok imma go on urban dictionary
ditched a man to get that fried chicken or some shit
friend: oh hey
you: Colonel Sanders has a wife
friend: *starts crying*
A quality, local establishment located in the town of Normal Illinois. The local watering hole where students go to get drunk on Tuesday nights.
Nick - we going to brewe-ha's tonight if you wanna come
Kevin - gotta love the ole watering hole
Fischer - is kimber working tonight?
A phrase one can use when only when going so off-piste that even expressions describing off-pistness are adulterated.
Tim: "Hey Rene, that‘s a pretty curveball approach to pouring a red wine... but I guess it worked out alright"
Rene: "Well, my craziness has a system."
She has her period.
She can't go in the pool because she has her friend.
Who has the sauce? Christian does he has all the juice.