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I had a Totalt Præcis Aurgetn case and got sidetracked.
What an Alex moment!
This is when Alex finds an arbitrary thing cute (usually a disturbing thing) and goes "That's so cuuuuute!" or "Awww that's adorable!!!!"
Rui: Man my cat takes a million shits per day.
Alex: That's sooo cute awww
Rui: Alex moment!
The type of guy who dates a girl for money and then breaks up with her right away
"Wow, he dated that blonde for $5. He is such an Alex Schweikert!"
Alex fitch is a kind and kinda good looking person yet he can be kinda stupid and Alex fitch is always ready to let other people into his heart. An Alex fitch has a huge cock and will always treat you the right way
Hey did you see that Alex fitch yea he did me the “right”way last night
Someone who eats all the GODDAMN RAVIOLI!!
"Hey ah, wheres all the ravioli? I just bought like 9 cans?"
"Oh yeah that FATASS ALEX CARPENTER ATE ALL OF IT!!!!"
-Potential communist
-Has a brisk drinking problem
-Furries are his fetish
-Currently in a relationship with Jack Wu
-Addicted to solitaire
-Wears green headphones large enough for two people
-Likes beans
-collected all 5 infinity stones stones in his nose
Alex shainberg : Beans
Also
Alex sheinberg: Nigg.....