Alex shainberg

-Potential communist

-Has a brisk drinking problem
-Furries are his fetish

-Currently in a relationship with Jack Wu
-Addicted to solitaire

-Wears green headphones large enough for two people
-Likes beans

-collected all 5 infinity stones stones in his nose

Alex shainberg : Beans

Also
Alex sheinberg: Nigg.....

Alex shainburg

Alex is a THICC Jewish boy that looks at memes on his phone, wears neon green headphone, gets high off brisk, and plays a little to much solitaire

Alex Shainburg : Hey
Jack: Hit or miss
I guess they never miss, huh?
You got a boyfriend
I bet he doesn't kiss ya, mwah
He gon' find another girl and he won't miss ya
He gon' skrrt and hit the dab like wizz khalifa

Bam-Bozzled

A common phrase used by labeat often when he shoots the basketball into the hoop however after saying Bam-bozzled the chances of making the shot are about 7%

No one:

Labeat: Bam-Bozzled

Sonia Ramos

A legendary teacher, all of her students love her because she never fucking shows up to class

Sonia Ramos: crickets*
Students: FREE PERIOD DUDE GET OUT THAT JUUL I WANT A HIT