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The American Muffin is a small ring of fried cake of sweetened leavened dough.
I would like a doughnut please. Oh, you mean an American muffin.
Slang for a woman's period, also known as "that time of the month".
1: Oh did you recently hear about Alice?
2: Yeah I heard she went psycho and went around stabbing their air thinking demons were trying to get her.
1: Jesus, that's insane. She must be having an American McGee.
A nickname for the American melodeath/folk metal band Frost Giant as they share a similar sound as Ensiferum (from Finland). Basically they’re a sloppy Americanized version of something greater.
Frost Giant is basically American Ensiferum, just more sloppy and fatter looking.
When fill up a gun with cum and shoot it at someone while beating the meat
oh shit
So I gave myself an american rub
When an American woman has a threesome with a Canadian man and a Mexican man, finally resolving both the Mexican-American War and the War of 1812 in a matter of minutes.
Hey Stacy, I'm Bob McKenzie and this is my friend Antonio Rodriguez. Wanna make an American Sandwich?
the biggest shit show ever to hit six flags st.louis - it never trouble lights which makes it very not cash money to operate but super lit to ride.
‘Hey, American thunder has no line!’
“Yeah. It never does.”
When an American is so hot that you just want to tackle them and have sex with them on the spot.
As most natural-born Americans are fat, lazy, greasy, and smelly, the term "PHAT American" usually refers to a (typically illegal) immigrant. In addition to immigrants being more sexy, it is a well-known fact that illegal immigrants are much easier rape targets as they can't go to the police.